Can't we all just get along??

[pierceFAN]

In an attempt to lighten the mood I thought I'd tell a racial joke...lol...here it goes...this white guy with a parrot on his shoulder is touring Africa and stops in to a local pub for a brew...he is the only white guy in there...the bartender looks at the guy and then looks at his parrot and says..."hey that's pretty cool where did you get it?".....the parrot says "oh America"....have a good day

[Centeroff]

These rednecks on here have a hard enough time trying to read posts that don't say Bloomquist, Davenport, or Pierce. They are really gonna have to slow down and sound this one out. I hope your attempt at peace works. We both know as soon as the next person says JD isn't the greatest its WW3

[pierceFAN]

It was a funny joke tho right?

[Centeroff]

I heard that one one two many times to even pretend to smile lol

[a25rjr]

These rednecks on here have a hard enough time trying to read posts that don't say Bloomquist, Davenport, or Pierce. They are really gonna have to slow down and sound this one out. I hope your attempt at peace works. We both know as soon as the next person says JD isn't the greatest its WW3

What.....he aint.......OMG...Alert the media (or just the Bloomer haters)! lol

[pierceFAN]

I heard that one one two many times to even pretend to smile lol

Of course you did...silly me 😊

[rickybrown1952]

Pierce wins at Lincoln tonight

[pierceFAN]

Pierce wins at Lincoln tonight

He has been so fast this year he could easily have a couple more big wins....lots of big races coming up...one thing for sure he will make it exciting

[Bubstr]

Same bar, a Pirate comes in with a peg leg, hook for a hand and a patch on one eye and orders a grog. Bartender says, I don't mean to pry, but how did you lose your leg? Pirate says, Had to walk the plank once and a shark bit it off. Bartender then asks abot the hook. Pirate says it was a sword fight close to Bahamas and some bloke cut me hand right off. Bartender says sorry to hear that and I only have one question left. How did you lose that eye? Pirate says, it was a Sea Gull flying over and he poops right in my eye. Bartender says Sea Gull poop doesn't lose an eye. Pirate says, It do when you have a hook on your hand.

[old fan]

I like that one bubster

[pierceFAN]

Same bar, a Pirate comes in with a peg leg, hook for a hand and a patch on one eye and orders a grog. Bartender says, I don't mean to pry, but how did you lose your leg? Pirate says, Had to walk the plank once and a shark bit it off. Bartender then asks abot the hook. Pirate says it was a sword fight close to Bahamas and some bloke cut me hand right off. Bartender says sorry to hear that and I only have one question left. How did you lose that eye? Pirate says, it was a Sea Gull flying over and he poops right in my eye. Bartender says Sea Gull poop doesn't lose an eye. Pirate says, It do when you have a hook on your hand.

I started laughing about half way through

[Centeroff]

To the untrained 4m eye.,: they see a post without the words Bloomer, JD, Pierce, Cheater as such ^~>!*~!\. Throw the magic words in there and they magically have a masters degree from Harvard and disect the post and the poster as if it was an evidence log on OJ Simpson that landed on Johnny Cochrans desk at 7:30am. I'd swear Nancy Grace post under the name Sliding Sideways lmao

[old fan]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0

[Bubstr]

To the untrained 4m eye.,: they see a post without the words Bloomer, JD, Pierce, Cheater as such ^~>!*~!\. Throw the magic words in there and they magically have a masters degree from Harvard and disect the post and the poster as if it was an evidence log on OJ Simpson that landed on Johnny Cochrans desk at 7:30am. I'd swear Nancy Grace post under the name Sliding Sideways lmao

I had you pegged as a inept troll, but taking Liteys meds is stooping low, but the sentence structure matches. What did he just say?

[Bubstr]

Centeroff reminded me of one more joke tonight. Big spender comes into the bar and says a round on me and even get a drink for the douche bag at the end of the bar. The bartender says, that's pretty disrespectful, I'm not even going to do that. Big spender says, I know a douche bag when I see one. Ask the douche bag what he's drinking. The bartender finally gives in and asks him what he is drinking. Douche bag says, I believe I'll have a vinegar and water.

[Centeroff]

How do you get sliding sideways, old fan, Pierce fan and bubstr to sit on 1 barstool all at once? You turn it upside down!! And they'd love it lol

[Centeroff]

Last one and I'm done with this thread.. Sliding sideways walks into a bar and looks the bartender straight in the eyes and says I need 20 shots. The bartender says ole my, what's the occasion? Sideways says I'm celebrating my first blowjob. The bartender says I'll tell you what my man that's always a good day so I'm gonna throw one in on the house for lucky number 21. Sideways say no bub don't worry about it because if 20 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will!! Lmfao

[427c.i.]

Guy walks into a bar with a monkey and asks the bartender if the monkey is welcome? It's kind of slow so the bartender says yeah, what the heck?" The monkey starts running all over the place, eating fruit out of the mixed drink containers, drinking out of the draft beer spouts, generally having his way with the bar. The bartender says "Hey, you gotta control the monkey!" Guy says "don't worry, I'll pay for everything." About that time the monkey eats the cue ball off the pool table. The guy finishes his beer, pays for the fruit and all the rest, including the cue ball, gives the bartender a $50 tip and leaves.
A few weeks later he comes back in and asks if the monkey is welcome. Bartender, knowing the drill and remembering the big tip says "Sure!"
Same thing, monkey is running all over getting into everything when he jumps on the bar, grabs a piece of pineapple, shoves it up his butt, then eats it. Same thing with a grape and then an olive and then a cherry. Bartender says "Hey, I can't have that monkey shoving fruit up his a$$ and then eating it in front of everybody!!" Guy says " I'm sorry, but after that cue ball, he measures EVERYTHING!!"

[GregA12]

In an attempt to lighten the mood I thought I'd tell a racial joke...lol...here it goes...this white guy with a parrot on his shoulder is touring Africa and stops in to a local pub for a brew...he is the only white guy in there...the bartender looks at the guy and then looks at his parrot and says..."hey that's pretty cool where did you get it?".....the parrot says "oh America"....have a good day

Like your post bud and I root for Bobby because I see how he wheels that thing. Anyway, we need more of this. There are a lot of good people we've all met from this sport and there are a lot of good aspects that we overlook because of the frustrations at the forefront. It's nice to sit back and think about some of those positive memories. May be fun to start a post like that in the next day or 2.

[dirtdobber45]

Guy walks into a bar with a monkey and asks the bartender if the monkey is welcome? It's kind of slow so the bartender says yeah, what the heck?" The monkey starts running all over the place, eating fruit out of the mixed drink containers, drinking out of the draft beer spouts, generally having his way with the bar. The bartender says "Hey, you gotta control the monkey!" Guy says "don't worry, I'll pay for everything." About that time the monkey eats the cue ball off the pool table. The guy finishes his beer, pays for the fruit and all the rest, including the cue ball, gives the bartender a $50 tip and leaves.A few weeks later he comes back in and asks if the monkey is welcome. Bartender, knowing the drill and remembering the big tip says "Sure!"Same thing, monkey is running all over getting into everything when he jumps on the bar, grabs a piece of pineapple, shoves it up his butt, then eats it. Same thing with a grape and then an olive and then a cherry. Bartender says "Hey, I can't have that monkey shoving fruit up his a$$ and then eating it in front of everybody!!" Guy says " I'm sorry, but after that cue ball, he measures EVERYTHING!!"Thats an oldie but a goodie lmao

[dirtdobber45]

I gota classic...man walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you $500 I can piss in that glass across the bar." Bartender says "your on" Dude whips it out and starts pissing on the bar, the stools, the floor and even on the bartender..never hits that glass. Bartender says"you owe me $500." Guy says "wait a minute" and runs over to the pool room. When the guy comes back hes smiling and puts $500 on the bar. Bartender asks "you just lost $500 and your smiling about it?" Dude with a smile says "yeah, but I bet those two guys in the poolroom $1000 each that I could piss all over your bar and on you and you would smile about it"..lol classic

[pierceFAN]

Did you hear about the guy who bought a wallet that was made out of an elephants foreskin?? Yep when he rubs it, it turns into a suitcase

[Bubstr]

Did you hear about the guy who bought a wallet that was made out of an elephants foreskin?? Yep when he rubs it, it turns into a suitcase

No, but I did hear of the Rabi that saved foreskins and made a overcoat out of them. Every time a pretty girl walked by, his hands shot high over head and couldn't put them down, till she left.

[fastford]

dirtdobber, i was just fikin to post that one, herd it a little different, but still a good one. heres an old poem i liked. I wish i were a ring , upon my loved ones hand, for every time she wipes her azz, id see the promise land......

[gjohnston]

Let's see if I can do this without getting words censored...

A guy is dating a woman named Wendy and he decides to have her name tattoed on the end of his "member" as a surprise. When his member is deflated the only letters that are visible are "W" and "Y." Then one day he goes to a public bathroom to take a leak and stands next to a black dude. For some reason he looks over and catches a glimpse of a "W" and "Y" on the other guy's tool. He says to him; "Hey, you have a girlfriend who's name is Wendy?" And the black dude responds with: "No mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day.'"

[JinxNC]

Big burly dude walks into a bar looking for a fight. He sits down, orders a drink, and speaks loudly... "Everyone on my right is a no good SOB." Place goes silent and no one moves. Not deterred, he tries again... "Everyone on my left is a lousy homo." Suddenly he hears soft footsteps behind him and whirls around to see centeroff tip toeing by him.... "Where you think you going boy?" he shouts, to which centeroff replies... "Excuth me thir, but I wath on the wrong thide..."

[SLIDING SIDEWAYS]

Big burly dude walks into a bar looking for a fight. He sits down, orders a drink, and speaks loudly... "Everyone on my right is a no good SOB." Place goes silent and no one moves. Not deterred, he tries again... "Everyone on my left is a lousy homo." Suddenly he hears soft footsteps behind him and whirls around to see centeroff tip toeing by him.... "Where you think you going boy?" he shouts, to which centeroff replies... "Excuth me thir, but I wath on the wrong thide..."


Lmao that a good one jinx

[pierceFAN]

A guy walks into a tavern and in the wall there is a sign that says Ham sandwiches $5 handjobs $10...so he says to the bartender "are you the lady that gives the handjobs?"...she proudly says "YES I AM!"...he says "well wash your dam hands and make me a ham sandwich!"

[SLIDING SIDEWAYS]

Let's see if I can do this without getting words censored...

A guy is dating a woman named Wendy and he decides to have her name tattoed on the end of his "member" as a surprise. When his member is deflated the only letters that are visible are "W" and "Y." Then one day he goes to a public bathroom to take a leak and stands next to a black dude. For some reason he looks over and catches a glimpse of a "W" and "Y" on the other guy's tool. He says to him; "Hey, you have a girlfriend who's name is Wendy?" And the black dude responds with: "No mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica and Have a Nice Day.'"

I heard this one before it one of my favorates as i have to explain the letters Dr (Dirtdobber45 & 25rjr) when i use the bathroom.

[STRONGERTHANDIRT]

Horse walks into a bar...bartender says "why the long face?"

[MI Dirt Fan]

If some didn't try to be such hard @sses on here it would get so hostile at times.

[a25rjr]

I heard this one before it one of my favorates as i have to explain the letters Dr (Dirtdobber45 & 25rjr) when i use the bathroom.

Just remember the letters T R A N N Y.......if those are on a bathroom door, that's the one for you to use! :)

[Nasty55]

I heard this one before it one of my favorates as i have to explain the letters Dr (Dirtdobber45 & 25rjr) when i use the bathroom.



You just proved us all right that you are in love with Dirtdobber45 & 25rjr just remember guys whenever you are around SS to not turn your backs to him lol.....

[SLIDING SIDEWAYS]

You just proved us all right that you are in love with Dirtdobber45 & 25rjr just remember guys whenever you are around SS to not turn your backs to him lol.....



Dont face me either!

[Nasty55]

Dont face me either!



LMAO and your point is there big buddy?

[dirtdobber45]

You just proved us all right that you are in love with Dirtdobber45 & 25rjr just remember guys whenever you are around SS to not turn your backs to him lol.....
Dont face me either!I sure as he!! wont bend over around her either lmfao

[dirtdobber45]

Just remember the letters T R A N N Y.......if those are on a bathroom door, that's the one for you to use! :)SS has a tramp stamp that says that

[SLIDING SIDEWAYS]

LMAO and your point is there big buddy?


You got my point lol

[dirtdobber45]

Since there was no rebuttal on what I said it must be true eh SS?

[SLIDING SIDEWAYS]

Since there was no rebuttal on what I said it must be true eh SS?

You miss spelled its trump not tramp

[chupp n bloomer fan]

Last one and I'm done with this thread.. Sliding sideways walks into a bar and looks the bartender straight in the eyes and says I need 20 shots. The bartender says ole my, what's the occasion? Sideways says I'm celebrating my first blowjob. The bartender says I'll tell you what my man that's always a good day so I'm gonna throw one in on the house for lucky number 21. Sideways say no bub don't worry about it because if 20 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth nothing will!! LmfaoLmao. I don't care about you putting Sideways in it, but that was hilarious no matter what.

[Nasty55]

You got my point lol




Well SS see theres a problem here.... Yeah i get your point but see i'm a gentleman and my momma always taught me not to hit a lady under any circumstances.... Now you got my Point!! lol :D

[a25rjr]

Well SS see theres a problem here.... Yeah i get your point but see i'm a gentleman and my momma always taught me not to hit a lady under any circumstances.... Now you got my Point!! lol :D

Go ahead and slap SS on one side of his head, Nasty! We think he's a he/she anyways! :)

[Nasty55]

Go ahead and slap SS on one side of his head, Nasty! We think he's a he/she anyways! :)


Cant do it 25rjr if im not for sure that he isnt a she rather than a he then ima not slappin it cuz i dont wanna make its pu$$y hurt..... :D

[dirtdobber45]

Nasty what Ive heard on the CBs around here SS likes being slapped lol

[dirtdobber45]

After reading this thread all I have to say is we might 'hate' each others drivers but we all love racing lol

[Bubstr]

My girlfriend gave me a Viagra pill for my birthday last month. I'm not sure if it was for me or for her, but I went into the bathroom to get a glass of water to take it. It's been a long time and I got a little nervous and dropped the pill in the toilet. Now the lid won't go down. My Bulldog drank some and now he is a pointer. He went outside and jumped the neighbors Collie. The neighbor tried to get him to stop by squirting them with water and beating him with a broom, but to no avail. I came out and seen the problem, picked up the broom and lifted the dogs tail and gave him a couple quick pokes. They flew apart at once. The moral of this story is some are better at dishing it out than taking it.

[dirtdobber45]

Lmfao Bub thats funny. A friend of mine says his ol lady gives him 2 viagras and a glass of milk before he goes to bed. I looked at him funny and before I can ask why he says the milk helps him sleep the viagra is to keep him from rolling out of bed

[Bubstr]

The walrus limped his car into the service shop on a very warm day and asked if they could help. The service manager said, it will take some time, so he may want to go next door to the soda fountain and get something cool, while this is being looked into. When the walrus came back and walked into the service department, The service manager says, It looks like you blew a seal. The walrus says no, wiping the white stuff off his chin, It's ice cream.

[chupp n bloomer fan]

Lmfao Bub thats funny. A friend of mine says his ol lady gives him 2 viagras and a glass of milk before he goes to bed. I looked at him funny and before I can ask why he says the milk helps him sleep the viagra is to keep him from rolling out of bedVery good one.

[Centeroff]

Homeless guy finds 5$ walks into the liquor store and says give me 5$ of the cheapest liquor you have. He chugs it, passes out in and alley and a fag comes through and bangs him in the azz while he is passed out, finishes up leaves 10$ in his pocket. Homeless guy wakes up finds the 10$ and straight back to the liquor store and order 10$ of the cheapest liquor in the house. He takes it to his spot in the alley, chugs it and passes out once again. Sure enough the fag comes through again and takes advantage of the passed out drunk and when he finishes he sure enough leaves 10$ in the homeless mans pocket. Next day the booze wear off, homeless man thinks it's his lucks day when he finds the 10$. Back to the liquor store to see the lady and you guessed it, he told her he wants 10$ of the cheapest liquor she had. Bum takes it to his alley chugs it and passes out in almost the exact spot as the 2 nights before. This time the fag is coming through for the last night before he leaves town so he really pours it on the passed out bum this time I mean he cut no mercy on the poor bums azz this time so when he left this time he actually stuck a 50$ in his pocket. Bum wakes up finds 50$ in his pocket and straight to the liquor store. He lays the 50$ on the counter and the woman says let me guess?? You want 50$ of the cheapest liquor we have? Bum says Fuk no miss, gimme 50$ of the most expensive liquor you have because the cheap stuff is tearing my azzhole up! Lol

[toast]

A bear and rabbit are taking a poop in the woods, The bear looks over at the rabbit and says do you ever have trouble with poop sticking to your fur, The rabbit responds by saying, no not at all, So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him!!