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Zonks32x
07-17-2018, 12:18 AM
Couple examples below:

1) Won 600 races
2) been late to a race
3) Free rent in some your heads
4) A bobblehead of "Blackie" on his nightstand
5) an updated Twitter account
6) A bad shoulder

golddirt
07-17-2018, 06:36 AM
A white nose

dufusjoe
07-17-2018, 07:16 AM
A brown spot near the center of his butt.

Josh Bayko
07-17-2018, 07:18 AM
Soccer mom hair.

smoothoperator32
07-17-2018, 07:44 AM
The greatest mind in dirt latemodel racing!

ALLDIRT
07-17-2018, 08:04 AM
Has been teaching losers how to win .

hucktyson
07-17-2018, 08:05 AM
14” swinging

a25rjr
07-17-2018, 08:13 AM
......all the 4m haters.....triggered!

fastford
07-17-2018, 08:50 AM
whooped every one on here,s hero at one time or another.......

Bloomerdirtking
07-17-2018, 08:55 AM
“Kicked alot of A$$”

Bob Hubbard
07-17-2018, 09:32 AM
Shoulda woulda coulda made it in Nascar ......

Bloomerdirtking
07-17-2018, 10:00 AM
has looked foolish in a Craftsman truck lol

Pennsboro23
07-17-2018, 10:03 AM
groupies....

Mindwalker
07-17-2018, 10:08 AM
The lucus championship wrapped up by Sept. Hahahahahahahaha

Bloomerdirtking
07-17-2018, 10:22 AM
perfected the “crotch chop”

One Man Gang
07-17-2018, 01:06 PM
A little dog with no hind legs & steel balls named Sparky

zach51
07-17-2018, 02:17 PM
Snuck past drug test multiple times with bogus excuses

fastford
07-17-2018, 02:41 PM
Snuck past drug test multiple times with bogus excuses

i figured this one might draw you out , how is florida ?

Mindwalker
07-17-2018, 02:49 PM
Taken over most topics on 4m. Hahahahahahahaha

Planetzer0
07-17-2018, 03:29 PM
never won at Pennsboro.

never commented on that night in the Cornett shop with Jack Boggs.

never been at fault. LOL.

a25rjr
07-17-2018, 03:37 PM
never commented on the test session with Mastersbilt and Donnie Moran.

Hoosier_Dirt
07-17-2018, 05:23 PM
never won at Pennsboro.

never commented on that night in the Cornett shop with Jack Boggs.

never been at fault. LOL.

Tell us about the Cornett shop with Jack Boggs

Swampy121
07-17-2018, 05:35 PM
his win last weekend keeping JD and Rumley awake at night.

Mindwalker
07-17-2018, 05:35 PM
Never gave two shts about what was said on 4m. Hahahahahahahaha

zyoung25
07-17-2018, 05:55 PM
Rides around in v6 camaro with his shirt off, with def leppards "pour some sugar on me" blasting.

Swampy121
07-17-2018, 06:12 PM
WRG's panties in a wad. LOL

Illtsate32
07-17-2018, 06:22 PM
to say the serenity prayer...

Illtsate32
07-17-2018, 06:31 PM
to say, hi, im Scott and im an addict...

Pennsboro23
07-17-2018, 07:59 PM
Uses wrong tires for qualifying.

Stefan2k4
07-17-2018, 08:02 PM
apparently swapped right rears with the Dunn-benson team!

bloomquist0
07-17-2018, 11:04 PM
a MILF for a wife

SLIDING SIDEWAYS
07-17-2018, 11:09 PM
Lost more points!

kazual
07-18-2018, 05:33 AM
a built in “Self Destruct” button he seems to push at times.

Hoosier_Dirt
07-18-2018, 07:21 AM
Won his last Lucas title

a25rjr
07-18-2018, 07:37 AM
been testing every other race! :)

CageFaraday
07-18-2018, 08:00 AM
...has been educated on how to win at Cherokee by Buck Simmons more than once.
...has been smoked by Stan Massey in a Leaf Spring Mastersbilt, 2 nights in a row.
(95' Dixie HAT race, 95' Rome HAT race, "The $50K Weekend")
...has been blistered 3X in a row by Jack Pennington in the BWRC house car, after he left it.
(98' National 100, 98' Blue/Grey 100, 99' Golden Isles HAT race)
*actually protested Pennington's engine after the National 100.
$500 down the drain.

SLIDING SIDEWAYS
07-18-2018, 09:14 AM
Been...........

jlacey
07-18-2018, 10:44 AM
way too many threads on here.

Barbecueboy
07-18-2018, 12:20 PM
....firmly jb welded himself into the minds of his haters.

MI Dirt Fan
07-18-2018, 12:26 PM
....a better resume than Moyer

a25rjr
07-18-2018, 01:23 PM
....firmly jb welded himself into the minds of his haters.

Or....has firmly welded himself into SS's mind, even though he's a closet superfan! :)

a25rjr
07-18-2018, 01:34 PM
been horribly inconsistent!

Bloomerdirtking
07-19-2018, 07:23 AM
his own Wheaties box!!

Krooser
07-19-2018, 08:00 AM
Was never heard of by yours truly until his toter was spotted on I70 in 1999... An ensuring CB conversation with said toter driver made me wonder if he was going to put a bullet in his head because I was so uninformed...

dirt crow
07-19-2018, 11:31 AM
Been boo’d by me every chance I get.

fastford
07-19-2018, 01:02 PM
just gave DC the middle finger.......JJDC.....

Clayton_Wetter
07-19-2018, 01:14 PM
.....Is taking dirt crow's ticket money and stuffing it in his pocket, every chance he gets.... hahahahahhaaaa

Keep supporting the King with your money every chance you get crow teee hheee!!!!

Centeroff
07-19-2018, 01:49 PM
Has carried the sport over his shoulder the last 25 years. Hope all the haters enjoy crate racing because when he calls it quits that’s all that we will have left.

allWIS1
07-19-2018, 03:41 PM
good nights and bad nights like everyone else.

drunkinashortbus
07-19-2018, 04:05 PM
would beat jd on the full summer nationals if they both ran the whole tour!!

Planetzer0
07-19-2018, 04:21 PM
would beat jd on the full summer nationals if they both ran the whole tour!!

If he can't beat him on the Lucas tour, then he's not beating him on the Summernationals tour. Those tracks dont fit to Scott's style of racing and plus he can barely make it on time once a week, do you know how many shows he would miss on the Summernationals schedule. lol.

Mud Packer
07-19-2018, 09:59 PM
to be his own worst enemy most of the time!

Livewire95
07-19-2018, 10:34 PM
To be the only One to pull the crap He does and is still able to compete on the Racetrack.. Absolute Crock!!!! Drug tests,Being late,Pill draw drama,etc....

Mindwalker
07-19-2018, 10:51 PM
Has great lawers. Ha ha hahahahaha

Mindwalker
07-19-2018, 10:53 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to pill draw. 😀

Centeroff
07-19-2018, 11:13 PM
Makes grown men mad enough to add 4 exclamation points after the word crock lol. Livewire is so intense!!!! Lol

Mindwalker
07-19-2018, 11:16 PM
!!!! Hahahahaha

a25rjr
07-20-2018, 07:45 AM
found a soft spot in his heart......he let the 49 win one! :)

rolldog
07-20-2018, 09:55 AM
has a very well stocked merch trailer!

dirt crow
07-20-2018, 12:15 PM
just gave dc the middle finger.......jjdc.....

lolololololololol

dirt crow
07-20-2018, 12:18 PM
.....Is taking dirt crow's ticket money and stuffing it in his pocket, every chance he gets.... hahahahahhaaaa

Keep supporting the King with your money every chance you get crow teee hheee!!!!

Lol. If he’s at an event I attend, when I pay admission, I tell the lady at the window make sure my money goes to “whoever I choose for that night”. It’s never ol snort. Lol

a25rjr
07-20-2018, 12:29 PM
Lol. If he’s at an event I attend, when I pay admission, I tell the lady at the window make sure my money goes to “whoever I choose for that night”. It’s never ol snort. Lol


Always gives certain 4m members/haters, something to "crow" about! :)

Mindwalker
07-20-2018, 03:28 PM
Given jd to many gifts. 😀

Clayton_Wetter
07-20-2018, 04:05 PM
It don't work that way CROW, you help pay each and all accordingly. So you pay him like it or not!!! No refunds hahahhahaaaa

Clayton_Wetter
07-20-2018, 06:02 PM
Brings a whole new meaning to pill draw. 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpUvvfxh4tY&feature=youtu.be

Mindwalker
07-20-2018, 06:09 PM
Hahahahahaha

Mindwalker
07-21-2018, 09:48 AM
Been told to kiss tmac's ass. Hahahahahaha

fastford
07-21-2018, 09:53 AM
lolololololololol

hey DC , you coming to the twin 25s at TST tonight?

Clayton_Wetter
07-21-2018, 04:35 PM
Been told to kiss tmac's ass. Hahahahahaha

It needs kicked.... :mad:

dirt crow
07-22-2018, 09:06 PM
hey DC , you coming to the twin 25s at TST tonight?

No sir. I’ll be there for the 10k.

a25rjr
07-22-2018, 09:14 PM
made good typists out of you haters! :)

lazyifoto
07-23-2018, 12:25 AM
A prescription waiting for him in an old van down by the interstate and the pharmacist name is T-dogg