T'was The Night Before Christmas 4M Style - 2023 Edition (Pt. I)
T'was the night before Christmas, when all through the pits…Mark Richards said Longhorns gives him the $hits
The droop chains were hung to get maximum air, knowing the Lucas tech guys won’t care
The Hoosier boys were we nestled all snug in their beds, now half of the teams are buying retreads
And I in my basement, and mama in her kitchen….the season is over and Madden’s still bitchin’
When out on the lawn, at WoO headquarters….Steve Francis told D Sauve "I just follow orders"
Away to my TV I flew like a flash, hoping that Flo and DirtVision don't crash
The moon on the breast of the freshly packed dirt...these boomerang cars should run an invert
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
Brent Larson again, still stuck in low gear
With a little old driver, not lively or quick
Clanton can’t win when it’s dry or it’s slick
More rapid than Rockets, the drivers they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now THORTON, now MARLAR, now PIERCE and CHRIS MADDEN….watch out all you Rockets, Longhorn’s raking the cash in”
To the tops of the turns, and the backstretch wall, these modern-day cars are sure whompyjawed
He was dressed in fine threads, from his head to his toes
Brian Carter thinks Lucas’ point chase still blows
A bundle of money he had in his sack, for Francis ‘to get things back on the right track’
.....To Be Continued....
