Thanks EGO for answering my question regarding a Certified Rebuilder sealing and certifying an engine that someone else put together...
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Thanks EGO for answering my question regarding a Certified Rebuilder sealing and certifying an engine that someone else put together...
He is also blowing smoke with the whole "transfer of ownership" #1. there is no such thing, only the owner when it was sealed, after that it can be bought and sold 100 times as long as the seals are not touched it is good. If the seals are opened the builder has to send in the new seal numbers and who owns the engine now. #2. Fastrak and Nesmith do not work together on the engine seal programs and the seal numbers are Fastrak's only so he would not be found "illegal" at either event.
Sorry folks, I've been busy today working on my 572th blend of brake fluid, trading baseball cards, rebuilding lawnmower engines, assembling house kits and other such things that I do within my daily routine. This new alien brake fluid is going to be the bomb. It'll really help you stop on a dime.
Wow, it's been quiet on here. Where did Dynoman go? I was trading baseball cards the other day with my 15 computer system and netted a bunch of rookie cards, easily, without any work. It was a great trading day. It has taken me over 20 years to develop this system.
I just pulled my super aircompression de-sterilizer out of the hopper. I just ran a test run on my dyno mule and when strapped near the lawnmower yamaha, the little guy really picked up power. It was making so much power that it busted the straps off the dyno, shot the push mower right off the dyno and through my vault door that I had left over from when I built the vault doors for Fort Knox. This thing really makes some power.
I'm glad to see that you're getting some good results. The Yamaha Atom Smasher sounds impressive. I would be happy to test it for free for the first 3 pulls. On the Atom smasher I've been developing I've had good results with ball bearings. It translates to the racing world as well. Smokey and I used them on everything back in the day. You can use them on the bolts, lugs, and even the seat and your tear offs. With the reduction in friction you can keep momentum at a near supersonic rate. That's pretty fast for you jeenuses out there. I prolly still have a few pallets of the special cold war era Soviet bearings. They look like Timk*ns but they have a special molecular makeup. I bought up all of them out there. Back when I was building the titaniumchromoluranium bike frames it was the speed secret. Just ask J.C. Van Damme about them. He was using them when he won the Tour de France. It's all ball bearings these days.
cool deal on the baseball cards. i love to see a guy with some "out of the box" ideas as 99.99% of card traders i've met dont do much more than follow the leader.
a buddy of mine "barry b" got me into cards about 20 years ago. after we started working together i saw the need to help him out in his home run quest. we mixed up a special batch of "vitamins" and whola!! 762 home runs later he's what we now call "tha man".
since i know alot of you "experts" on here like to get all up in my grill about my posts i'll apologize in advance for any errors or misspelled name drops. i am typing this from the back of a top secret f1 shop. hard to crack there code and get my wifi going.
off to spin up some more carbon fibre for by boys!
later!
Anyone else notice that after dyno gets on here the site gets spammed to death for a few days?
somebody is full of sh1t
50j,
I would gladly take you up on your offer of 3 free dyno pulls, but let me warn you that with all of the new technology in the "hopper" it's going to be more than your little "dyno" can handle. I've been working on a super synthetic parabolic based fuel lubricant based from oak tree leaves. For you "know it alls" out there, the oak leaf provides more TPSI inertia power than ash, maple or such, DUH! The initial runs on my dyno mule show a growth rate of 400% over the fuel without the SSPB additive. Lucky for you, I have over 48721092028 customers on 4m buying this additive already, but in order to get some for yourself, it's going to be a while as I am backed up 50 weeks.
Since you don't understand what I am saying, I will say it again to you "Minnesota know it alls"
Weeping willow does not have the targeted burn rate that the oak leaf does! Of my 492345320 customers, all of them have reported major gains in speed! Don't believe me, ask my buddy Brad Pitt. We were off vacationing about 20 years ago and I developed the initial formula for this blend. We put it in his speed boat, and as fast as we went, I fell out and was walking on water, you know, like that guy Jesus, my other friend.
I'm actually using GRT12's new parobolic fuel lubricant in my Cosworth Vega powered Super Late Model. It produces 670HP in this engine @13,500RPM with two Paxton superchargers and a turbocharger from a V8-71 Detroit Diesel. The poor thing wouldn't produce more than 130HP @13,500RPM without this stuff. Sorry you guys can't get any - it's on backorder till November 27th 2023, and I bought the last 642 gallons of it for my own personal use. I 'll tell you all this much - It's AWESOME, and my Grandmother wants to use it as a laxative for Grampa because he eats lots of cheese and occasionally becomes verklempt...
I have your new tree branches ready for you to pick up. My buddy Michael Schumacher said they really worked well in his grove.
If Grandpa does start drinking this for a laxative, be sure to add an additional 2 oz of mineral spirits (you know, the stuff I invented) to every 8 oz glass. It will help dissolve the internal blockage at a much faster evap rate, for you brainiacs that means his crap will get softer much quicker!
Ohhhhhh.......Oh (not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)!! I misread the mixture rate!! I mixed it at 8oz of mineral oil to 2oz of the parabolic fuel additive!! Gramps can't get his specially treated heart valves to open now when his pacemaker kicks.....
Granny.....CALL DYNOMAN!! QUICK!!
Super Mark is at it again! He's throwing out bad reputations left and right. Watch out, I'm sure he invented the computer too!!!
http://www.performancechassisdyno.co...4%2520(2).jpeg
Get em' Mark!
No doubt it's "Magic" Mark leaving the negative feedback. Or possibly one of his super computers working together. Although, he created a program to make him tons of money daily... he can't make a simple website. I was building websites in 1999 on pure HTML that looked better than what his "buddy" made him.
This is WAY to funny, Rather than being a grown adult about it they gave be bad rep again for calling them out. I think I am going to try to set a record for the worst rep, SO on that note, Why doesn't who ever is calling me out anonymously man up and post who you are? Or continue acting like a fetus and negative rep this post also!