You may have noticed that I have often written that the Democrat Party is a leaderless political slaveship without a rudder. They have essentially turned into a flashmob whose sole intent is to object to anything and everyone President Trump proposes.
The front runners of the Democrat flashmob appear to be Senator Chuck Schumer, Senator Al Franken, and possibly Senator Elizabeth Warren, Pilosi, Feinstien, Boxeret al. This is good news, as these ultra-left big government boogie socialists are way left outside of mainstream America. These Fedzillacrats have never met a big government program they didn’t endorse, never have seen a handgun or so-called “assault weapon” they didn’t want to ban.
In the event none of these Fedzillacrats ascend to the throne of the Democrat flashmob, I’d like to help the Democrat Party. Yes, your humble Motor City Madman to the rescue.
I’m happy to report that KoKo the Gorilla is still alive and well. She reportedly knows roughly 1,000 hand signs (it is unknown if she knows the internationally accepted middle finger salute), has adopted a kitten, and sleeps a lot, & thrives on dependency, thus making KoKo exceedingly qualified to a lead the Democrat Party.
Let’s help the Democrat Party by advocating KoKo the Gorilla as the perfect choice to lead these freaks. Planet of the apes over the cuckoos nest twilightzone mad magazine dreamteam.