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  1. #1
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    Default 2 Coffees In Heaven

    Two Coffees in Heaven!

    Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
    Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.
    'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
    'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'
    Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

    Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
    climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room
    where he meets another bearded man.

    He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
    'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;
    Mohammed is higher still.'

    Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy
    he climbs the ladder yet again.

    He discovers a larger room
    where he meets an angelic looking man
    with a beard.
    Full of hope,he asks again,
    'Are you Mohammed?'

    'No, I am Jesus,the Christ;
    you will find Mohammed higher up.'

    Mohammed higher than Jesus!
    Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight
    and climbs and climbs ever higher.

    Once again, he reaches an even larger room
    where he meets this truly magnificent looking man
    with a silver white beard
    and once again repeats his question:

    'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now,
    totally out of breath from all his climbing.

    'No, my son, I am Almighty God,
    the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.
    Would you like to sit and have a cup of coffee?'

    Obama says, 'Yes please!'
    As God looks behind him, he claps his hands
    and yells out: 'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'

    Keep your trust in God;
    your president is an idiot.

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    so where does Biden fit in lmao

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    At the Straight Jacket Hotel, that's where!!!

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    they wouldn't let him in he's to f'n crazy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss12 View Post
    Keep your trust in God;
    your president is an idiot.
    Quote of the year so far.

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    That is indeed pretty funny. About that president one. Funny huh..

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    if you want to watch something funny do a search on mrs browns boys not safe for work

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