Best / Funniest phrasres you seen on a race car?

[HoosierDirtFan]

Best / funniest phrases you seen on a race car?

Seen one earlier this year.
Guy had a picture of a sewage truck on his car and it said "Turd Burgler. Number 1 in the Number 2 business".

[MotoMatt]

If You Ain't an Outlaw You Ain't (not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)

Was on the fuel cell panel on a modified of a guy who got accused of cherry picking a few wins at different track he hadn't been running, the third week he went back he had that on the panel with a six gun on each side of it...still hangs in the garage this day.

[GA-DIRT]

Back in the day one of Billy Ogles car owners had this on his trucks pulling an open trailer he was a concrete finisher Cheap work is not good Good work is not cheap

[hotshoe65s]

Bowersocks late model has "Your hole is our goal" on the spoiler for a well drilling company

[Mud]

"Affordable Race Cars" Chippewa Falls Wis., had a customer who altered there name to read "Unaffordable Race Cars on the side of his car. He almost got taken to court over that one.

[zach51]

There was a guy that raced around the Arkansas area, and maybe still does running mods and stockers, I'm not sure what the medical condition he had was but he walked with a cane and severe limp.

He had "Gimpin' Ain't Easy" on the back.

[over4T]

Spoiler on our Super Stock reads " Caution, I drive like you do."

[A ron]

"you beat cuz we cheat" on the back of a spoiler

[Krooser]

Hooter Scooter...

[SnakeX3]

Seen on the back of a young female driver's car: Stop cheating Uncle Jerry!

Not sure what that was in reference to, but no matter which way you want to look at it, it made me laugh.

[GEAR_HEAD]

I've always liked the "Vulgar Display of Power" slogan on Feger's car because it's a very fitting Pantera reference.

[superstock79]

Jay Deckard owns a local car dealership and his Superstock used to say "1 owner, LOW miles" on the spoiler.

[dirt33]

There was a guy that raced around the Arkansas area, and maybe still does running mods and stockers, I'm not sure what the medical condition he had was but he walked with a cane and severe limp.

He had "Gimpin' Ain't Easy" on the back.

I think that is "Slider" out of Waco, TX. Ran a sportmod at Heart O Texas some, and then had other guys drive the car. He cruises around the pits/stands in a golf cart type of thing, and always has "Slider" stickers to hand out.

[aflack83]

Guy who ran a bomber in my area for years had "When the green flag drops the bull***t stops" on his car. I always liked that one.

[jog49]

And, of course, the classic I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You!

[ClampedUp]

Best one I seen was on Mark Cassella's sprint car years ago.
"It's not what's under the hood it's what's between your legs"

[25drtrkr]

Best one I seen was on Mark Cassella's sprint car years ago.
"It's not what's under the hood it's what's between your legs"

Then, what do you say to Morgan Turpen who won the USCS championship this year? LOL

[z40chief]

On a spoiler it read: For all you threw, THIS MUD'S FOR YOU (play on the old Budweiser slogan)

[gumby_32d]

There was a guy who ran a modified at I-55 that was sponsored by a local pool hall and below their name it said "shoot pool, not people."

[Wonder]

I kinda like this one.......Merry Christmas everyone!