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    Default Inauguration Eve

    T'was the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
    The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
    The conservative masses had come out in force,
    And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.
    The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
    The media lied to them . . . My, what a surprise.
    They had been promised a Hillary win,
    But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
    And though from all corners celebrities flew,
    They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
    They talked about climate, racism, and such,
    And they made up good stories . .But didn’t know much.
    The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
    And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
    They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
    But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.
    Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
    Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
    The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
    And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.
    So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
    It was Soros paid protesters and Black Lives Matter.
    With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
    They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
    Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
    To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
    But soon the protesters will feel the pain,
    When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.
    And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
    Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
    The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
    But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.
    I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
    In the end, I would vote for whomever they choose.
    He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede,
    The one they call Trump is the one that we need.
    I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
    He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
    He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
    Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.
    He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
    And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
    For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
    And he looked presidential, Even I have to admit.
    His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
    And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
    His love for this country was on full display,
    And his actions spoke louder than his words could say
    He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
    Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
    The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
    So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.
    The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
    Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
    He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
    With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
    “Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
    On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
    Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
    Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”
    The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
    He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
    He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
    They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
    Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
    A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
    He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
    “MERRY INAUGURATION FOR ALL, AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”

  2. #2
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    LOL we don't have a "like" button....

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    Very well done FCG.
    8/13/16

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    Good stuff!!!

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    That was awesome bud.
    If I havent offended you please be patient Ill get to you as soon as I can...... and yes Im a Bloomquist fan...deal w it!!! WWG1WGA!!!

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    I must save that jewel.


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    That's funny!!!

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    The Anti Defamation league is now attacking President Trump, because on Holocaust remembrance day Trump never mentioned the Jews, or said anything about six million, he just said it was "in remembrance of all the innocent people who died". CLASSIC! HA HA HA, Trump is a closet truther, BET ON IT!
    That is actually a VERY NICE statement, unless (obviously) there is a political agenda that particular wording does not suck up to!

    That is priceless!

    President Trump is BRILLIANT. Give him time. That is all it will take

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