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You may be a Muslim....
According to Uncle Ted, that is! Don't be a #10!
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, blondes, Scots, Rednecks, etc., but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ..
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and suicide, You may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America - but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim or just a pc soulless whiner ie; liberal/democrat/America hater
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If your name is Barack Hussein, you may be a Muslim.
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Originally Posted by Clayton_Wetter
If your name is Barack Hussein, you may be a Muslim.
You betcha , don't think any feelings got hurt do ya . ha ha ha ha . that is some funny stuff
right there .
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You might be a Muslim if you think virgins are in heaven .
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Thats sum funny stuff... lmfao
If I havent offended you please be patient Ill get to you as soon as I can...... and yes Im a Bloomquist fan...deal w it!!! WWG1WGA!!!
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You may be a Muslim....when you die and you THINK you're going to Jehovah Gods heaven!
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