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  1. 02-25-2018, 11:20 AM #21
    Krooser
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mindwalker View Post
    I'll see how you handle this much first before I write you the next. If I see you spend the buck ninety eight wisely... I have no problem with upping the next check to around maybe $2.00.
    I'll have my attorney check our contract... might have to sue for dmages with those kind of restrictions...

    Look for the letter from my people... Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.
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  2. 02-25-2018, 01:31 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by ss12 View Post
    On a Camaro's spoiler that a girl was drag racing. "if you can beat it - you can eat it"
    It's a win win situation for her....
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  3. 02-25-2018, 01:56 PM #23
    Mindwalker
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krooser View Post
    I'll have my attorney check our contract... might have to sue for dmages with those kind of restrictions...

    Look for the letter from my people... Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.
    Until I hear from your people, I'll keep mine on stand by.

    Remember one thing.... A good lawyer knows the law, a great one knows the judge! Have a nice day 
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  4. 02-25-2018, 07:52 PM #24
    Chris Thomason
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    Fast, reliable, or cheap....pick two.
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  5. 02-26-2018, 10:55 AM #25
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    " This is a money making machine right here" after spending 500 to win 300........
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  6. 02-26-2018, 11:03 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by fastford View Post
    " This is a money making machine right here" after spending 500 to win 300........
    My drinking team has a racing problem .
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  7. 02-26-2018, 11:12 AM #27
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    "HE RIDES IT HIGH 'CAUSE HE AIN'T AFRAID TO DIE, FROM TROY, OHIO IT'S JACK HEWITT"!! This is how former PA announcer Terry Baltes introduced ol' Jack "Dew it" Hewitt at Eldora. I especially remember Terry introducing Jack with this phrase during qualifying for the World Hundred. Still the best driver introduction ever! Kenny Wallace still uses this phrase when mentioning Jack during the truck race at Eldora.
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  8. 03-02-2018, 07:09 PM #28
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    Like a above post; those old enough to Rembert Banjo Matthews: Speed cost money; how fast do you want to go. This was on a sign in his shop years ago.
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  9. 03-03-2018, 03:22 PM #29
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    Custom Chassis - "Goes in deeper, Comes out harder."
    “Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” — The Dude
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  10. 03-03-2018, 10:24 PM #30
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    Couldn't drive a sharp stick in quicksand.Turned him like a knob on an (not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)house door.
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  11. 03-05-2018, 05:43 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by gumby_32d View Post
    "Car was tighter than a fat girls sock "
    Or something else. hahahahahaaaa
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  12. 03-05-2018, 07:49 PM #32
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    Car was tighter than a nun!

    Those tires are harder than $20 worth of jawbreakers!
    Turn LEFT, Vote RIGHT!
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  13. 03-06-2018, 09:02 AM #33
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    He can't drive 2 fingers up his own ass
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  14. 03-08-2018, 12:13 PM #34
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    We interrupt this marriage , to bring you the 2018 racing season .
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  15. 03-09-2018, 08:40 AM #35
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    Nut up or Shut up...
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  16. 05-16-2018, 10:51 AM #36
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    This thing is pushing like a dump truck.
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  17. 05-16-2018, 11:42 AM #37
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    Overheard in a heated pit discussion.....

    We don't come to the racetrack to make friends, we bring ours with us.
    Where is the move over flag when you need it?????
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  18. 05-16-2018, 12:23 PM #38
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    Couldn't drive a warm d!ck up a snowmans azz
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  19. 05-16-2018, 04:03 PM #39
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    Crazier than a sh1thouse rat !
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  20. 05-16-2018, 08:16 PM #40
    Barbecueboy
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    Most famous 4 words in dirt track racing.


    "Security to the pits"
    Where is the move over flag when you need it?????
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