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    Default EPJ wins a heat race

    The long dominant champion of the Lucas Oil tour holds off all the competition at Atomic to win his first heat race of the year. A teary eyed Forrest Lucas was quoted as saying "the best $150,000 I ever spent". Black Diamond sales have been going through the roof since Earls big win. "This just proves the speed of Stuckey's cars when they start on the pole and don't have to pass anyone in a short race" smiled the racer known as The Hurricane. The only drawback officials are dealing with is what to do with the Florida natives built in provisional.

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    Good one. You should do amateur night at the local stand-up comedy club. Seriously.

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    Shame on you 😕

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    Haha this is great. My wife and I were having a similar conversation at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 84wedge View Post
    The long dominant champion of the Lucas Oil tour holds off all the competition at Atomic to win his first heat race of the year. A teary eyed Forrest Lucas was quoted as saying "the best $150,000 I ever spent". Black Diamond sales have been going through the roof since Earls big win. "This just proves the speed of Stuckey's cars when they start on the pole and don't have to pass anyone in a short race" smiled the racer known as The Hurricane. The only drawback officials are dealing with is what to do with the Florida natives built in provisional.
    And you have WON what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO25 View Post
    And you have WON what?
    Big deal what he has won or if he even races, that was hilarious.

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    Dude is cool as a mcflurry in July....after that I could care less. Oh yeah, 06 world 100....that happened along the way.
    Where is the move over flag when you need it?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO25 View Post
    And you have WON what?
    He WON post of the month!

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    Quote Originally Posted by T-MAC 39 FAN View Post
    He WON post of the month!
    Ya, so there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 84wedge View Post
    Ya, so there.
    The way you disparage him, he musta slept with your wife or your daughter! smh

    And still has one more globe, than you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO25 View Post
    The way you disparage him, he musta slept with your wife or your daughter! smhAnd still has one more globe, than you!
    They way you defend him he must be sleeping with you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 84wedge View Post
    They way you defend him he must be sleeping with you!
    Where's your globe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO25 View Post
    The way you disparage him, he musta slept with your wife or your daughter! smh

    And still has one more globe, than you!
    In 84wedge dudes difence, to involve his wife or daughter is Fu::ed up Zero25. You a Big A$$hole you are.. Maybe someone bang yer girl tonight for you :0 While holding the Globe.
    Last edited by MadDad Racing; 03-22-2021 at 08:00 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDad Racing View Post
    In 84wedge dudes difence, to involve his wife or daughter is Fu::ed up Zero25. You a Big A$$hole you are.. Maybe someone bang yer girl tonight for you :0 While holding the Globe.
    Yall cousins?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZERO25 View Post
    Yall cousins?
    Far from it. Dont get on here much no more for just this reason. Aint got no time for this Jibber Jabber.. Just no need to insult that far is all.

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    Dang Earl😏look what ya dang done by winnin that heat race. Ya started a 3rd grade potty mouth slingin donnybrook. Good thing yer not doing it every weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highside Hustler25 View Post
    Dang Earllook what ya dang done by winnin that heat race. Ya started a 3rd grade potty mouth slingin donnybrook. Good thing yer not doing it every weekend.
    He's back.....

    Maybe not! lol

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    Im cool with everything on here, just thought that was out of line to bring up daughters and stuff.. Go EPJ. maybe he can spark another conversation soon ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Highside Hustler25 View Post
    Dang Earllook what ya dang done by winnin that heat race. Ya started a 3rd grade potty mouth slingin donnybrook. Good thing yer not doing it every weekend.
    lol. I don't think we'll have to worry about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDad Racing View Post
    Im cool with everything on here, just thought that was out of line to bring up daughters and stuff.. Go EPJ. maybe he can spark another conversation soon ..
    C'mon man.......it was sarcasm!

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