T’was The Night Before Christmas 4M Style (Part 1)

[Oiler]

T’was the night before Christmas and I lit up a Winston, not a crewman was working…not even in Shinnston.

The shock springs were all hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that the Bilstein man would be there.

The drivers were nestled all snug in their toters, with dreams of big money, more sponsors and motors.

And mama in her kerchief and Mark Richards in his cap, the 22 crew gave his square head a slap.

When out on the tech line there arose such a clatter, Ricky failed droop…now what’s the matter?

And away to the infield I flew like a flash, waiting for Winger to cause a big crash.

To the moon (Alice) on the haulers allparked on pit row, Mrs. Pierce burning t-shirts…she’s drunk and that’s low.

When what did my wondering eyes did appear, Coondog Cody no less…where will he be next year?

With their withered old driver, not lively or quick, watching Team Zero is making me sick.

….to be continued….

[Rajflyboy]

I like it. Very nice. Merry Christmas to all

[Raceready]

That was refreshing ! ! Poor old Ron Perlman with his Joe Blockhead square head to boot ! !

[SLIDING SIDEWAYS]

Nice that was cool. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL 4MERS!

[Snake X3]

I enjoyed it. Very well done and funny rather than mean-spirited.

[Black F]

I lol'd, a little, on that one! Pretty good stuff, so far.

[Highside Hustler25]

You may have a future there Oiler. Well done.

[Rajflyboy]

Oiler is a big Scott Bloomquist fan 😁

[mskdorf]

That is good stuff. Can’t wait for the rest of it.

[Oiler]

Haha…really, I have no beefs with any drivers. Scott always treated me well anytime I talked to him so no complaints. I am actually wearing my black Bloomquist Speed Shop shirt today which I still think are one of his better ones.

Just a little light-hearted roasting of the racing people we talk about all year….all in good fun as it should be. We’d be twiddling our thumbs without them.

Hoping to have Part 2 ready on Christmas Day to wrap it up (yeah…pun). Thanks for the feedback. Good, bad or indifferent….everyone’s opinion is welcome.

[Rajflyboy]

Very nice job Oiler

[Raceready]

We are anxiously awaiting for part 2 ! !

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The full story, parts 1 & 2, has been posted as a new thread.