Can't we all just get along??

[dirtdobber45]

After reading this thread all I have to say is we might 'hate' each others drivers but we all love racing lol

[Bubstr]

My girlfriend gave me a Viagra pill for my birthday last month. I'm not sure if it was for me or for her, but I went into the bathroom to get a glass of water to take it. It's been a long time and I got a little nervous and dropped the pill in the toilet. Now the lid won't go down. My Bulldog drank some and now he is a pointer. He went outside and jumped the neighbors Collie. The neighbor tried to get him to stop by squirting them with water and beating him with a broom, but to no avail. I came out and seen the problem, picked up the broom and lifted the dogs tail and gave him a couple quick pokes. They flew apart at once. The moral of this story is some are better at dishing it out than taking it.

[dirtdobber45]

Lmfao Bub thats funny. A friend of mine says his ol lady gives him 2 viagras and a glass of milk before he goes to bed. I looked at him funny and before I can ask why he says the milk helps him sleep the viagra is to keep him from rolling out of bed

[Bubstr]

The walrus limped his car into the service shop on a very warm day and asked if they could help. The service manager said, it will take some time, so he may want to go next door to the soda fountain and get something cool, while this is being looked into. When the walrus came back and walked into the service department, The service manager says, It looks like you blew a seal. The walrus says no, wiping the white stuff off his chin, It's ice cream.

[chupp n bloomer fan]

Lmfao Bub thats funny. A friend of mine says his ol lady gives him 2 viagras and a glass of milk before he goes to bed. I looked at him funny and before I can ask why he says the milk helps him sleep the viagra is to keep him from rolling out of bed

Very good one.

[Centeroff]

Homeless guy finds 5$ walks into the liquor store and says give me 5$ of the cheapest liquor you have. He chugs it, passes out in and alley and a fag comes through and bangs him in the azz while he is passed out, finishes up leaves 10$ in his pocket. Homeless guy wakes up finds the 10$ and straight back to the liquor store and order 10$ of the cheapest liquor in the house. He takes it to his spot in the alley, chugs it and passes out once again. Sure enough the fag comes through again and takes advantage of the passed out drunk and when he finishes he sure enough leaves 10$ in the homeless mans pocket. Next day the booze wear off, homeless man thinks it's his lucks day when he finds the 10$. Back to the liquor store to see the lady and you guessed it, he told her he wants 10$ of the cheapest liquor she had. Bum takes it to his alley chugs it and passes out in almost the exact spot as the 2 nights before. This time the fag is coming through for the last night before he leaves town so he really pours it on the passed out bum this time I mean he cut no mercy on the poor bums azz this time so when he left this time he actually stuck a 50$ in his pocket. Bum wakes up finds 50$ in his pocket and straight to the liquor store. He lays the 50$ on the counter and the woman says let me guess?? You want 50$ of the cheapest liquor we have? Bum says Fuk no miss, gimme 50$ of the most expensive liquor you have because the cheap stuff is tearing my azzhole up! Lol

[toast]

A bear and rabbit are taking a poop in the woods, The bear looks over at the rabbit and says do you ever have trouble with poop sticking to your fur, The rabbit responds by saying, no not at all, So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him!!