A Bloomquist Joke

[Duke100]

So a couple Rayburn drivers walk into a bar. Bloomquist is sitting at the bar drinking just an ice water. He has a big race the next day and is just taking it easy. One of the drivers says to Bloomer, " Hey, can you help us out with our car. We can finish in front of a lot of Rockets, Longhorns, Club 29's and such, but we can't run with your cars or any of the house cars. Please tell us your secret." Bloomer replies " Sure but I got to get going. It's pretty simple." So Bloomer whispers in the drivers ear and says see ya later and walks out the door. The driver immediately orders a bunch of shots of whiskey and drinks them up. He then walks towards the door and starts bouncing off the walls and falls to the floor. The other driver helps his buddy up and asks. " What did he say the secret was?" The fallen driver looks up and says." He said to work on our stagger!"

[Duke100]

Duke, come on man lol

Sorry it was 2 Barry Wright drivers. They worked on the stagger and went to the front at Bulls Gap!

[dirtdobber45]

Baha baha bbbbaha... lol Duke stick to your day job bud. We all would feel much better... lmao