I demand a p!ss test!!!!

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  • dirt crow
    Senior Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 3596

    #1

    I demand a p!ss test!!!!

    He should’ve urinated in a jug in victory lane. 🤣
    2023 Races - WoO at TST
  • MI Dirt Fan
    Banned
    • May 2007
    • 8806

    #2
    Was there a crotch chop at least?

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    • a25rjr
      Senior Member
      • Feb 2016
      • 3774

      #3
      Originally posted by MI Dirt Fan View Post
      Was there a crotch chop at least?
      He did snatch the microphone outa Bens hand! lol
      Turn LEFT, Vote RIGHT!

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      • Chris Thomason
        Senior Member
        • Jan 2017
        • 1078

        #4
        Originally posted by MI Dirt Fan View Post
        Was there a crotch chop at least?
        I woulda lost money. Just knew it was coming.

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        • Mindwalker
          Banned
          • Nov 2017
          • 2507

          #5
          Careful there fellas... The haters could rip you apart with those comments both being directed at the mans crotch. Lol, they been sswining from there boys stuff so long being called things like nut huggers...... They are just waiting for an opportune time as this....

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          • CageFaraday
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2017
            • 685

            #6
            Originally posted by a25rjr View Post
            He did snatch the microphone outa Bens hand! lol
            That was priceless. "It's a Cinderella story."
            “Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.” — The Dude

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            • Kwd1253
              Senior Member
              • Sep 2014
              • 2262

              #7
              "He should’ve urinated in a jug in victory lane."

              I agree......
              He should have grab mic said this my secret to win at eldora. urinated on stage right on his tire. Then yelled 100% GOAT P!SS. Then drop the mic in the puddle of urine. 😂😂😂 lmao

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              • dirtdobber45
                Senior Member
                • Jan 2015
                • 7226

                #8
                Kwd... Priceless!!! ^^^^^ lmao... Lmfao.... Lmfaosm!!!!
                If I havent offended you please be patient Ill get to you as soon as I can...... and yes Im a Bloomquist fan...deal w it!!! WWG1WGA!!!

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                • a25rjr
                  Senior Member
                  • Feb 2016
                  • 3774

                  #9
                  QUOTE:He should have grab mic said this my secret to win at eldora. urinated on stage right on his tire. Then yelled 100% GOAT P!SS. Then drop the mic in the puddle of urine. 😂😂😂 lmao

                  And then proclaim...."I only use natural and organic chemicals to treat my tires"! lol
                  Turn LEFT, Vote RIGHT!

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                  • Checkeredflag1015
                    Member
                    • Aug 2016
                    • 35

                    #10
                    I’ll have to remember this one if I ever get random at work. Just leave and go to hospital and get drugs and if you still have to take when you get back you will be fine. I mean during the dirt on dirt interview he reminded us 30 times the the doctor gave him pain meds. He is also the only person I know who got a X-ray to check a muscle tear.

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                    • MI Dirt Fan
                      Banned
                      • May 2007
                      • 8806

                      #11
                      The way I heard him say his left arm was the one that was injured in the fall and the x-rays were for that. The muscle tear is in his right arm that he's been putting off surgery on for quite awhile.

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                      • dirtdobber45
                        Senior Member
                        • Jan 2015
                        • 7226

                        #12
                        H€ll hes won at Eldora with a broke arm. He doesnt need arms he can steer with his knees. All I know is the boys in Lucas better take note
                        If I havent offended you please be patient Ill get to you as soon as I can...... and yes Im a Bloomquist fan...deal w it!!! WWG1WGA!!!

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                        • seminole939913
                          Member
                          • Mar 2016
                          • 62

                          #13
                          You guys have me laughing. Excuse, excuse, excuse. What it boils down to is haters, hating. My question to you is "Who won The Dream last night????" If he was on on prescribed meds and was cleared to race, then what is the problem? He may not have even been on meds at all.... With all of the attention that was put on him, you can be guaranteed that the WRG made sure he was good to go before he took to the track. The only thing that matters is that he took the trophy and the $100,000 back to Mooresburg, TN with him. It was just one of those nights that things went right. It happens!!!
                          In order to be the man, you have to beat the man...

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                          • dirt crow
                            Senior Member
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 3596

                            #14
                            I posted this to get some laughs. It did. Good stuff.
                            2023 Races - WoO at TST

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                            • Babbfan
                              Senior Member
                              • May 2007
                              • 141

                              #15
                              Test results are in actually.
                              Actually tested positive for.....excellence.
                              Couldn't resist lol, not really a fan or hater, but d@mn he is good.

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