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  • 84wedge
    Senior Member
    • Sep 2020
    • 2094

    #1

    EPJ wins a heat race

    The long dominant champion of the Lucas Oil tour holds off all the competition at Atomic to win his first heat race of the year. A teary eyed Forrest Lucas was quoted as saying "the best $150,000 I ever spent". Black Diamond sales have been going through the roof since Earls big win. "This just proves the speed of Stuckey's cars when they start on the pole and don't have to pass anyone in a short race" smiled the racer known as The Hurricane. The only drawback officials are dealing with is what to do with the Florida natives built in provisional.
  • JimBo
    Senior Member
    • May 2007
    • 812

    #2
    Good one. You should do amateur night at the local stand-up comedy club. Seriously.

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    • Highside Hustler25
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2009
      • 12971

      #3
      Shame on you 😕
      8/13/16

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      • TerryM
        Senior Member
        • Apr 2011
        • 3902

        #4
        Haha this is great. My wife and I were having a similar conversation at the time.

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        • ZERO25
          Senior Member
          • Aug 2018
          • 5240

          #5
          Originally posted by 84wedge View Post
          The long dominant champion of the Lucas Oil tour holds off all the competition at Atomic to win his first heat race of the year. A teary eyed Forrest Lucas was quoted as saying "the best $150,000 I ever spent". Black Diamond sales have been going through the roof since Earls big win. "This just proves the speed of Stuckey's cars when they start on the pole and don't have to pass anyone in a short race" smiled the racer known as The Hurricane. The only drawback officials are dealing with is what to do with the Florida natives built in provisional.
          And you have WON what?

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          • TBSprintFan
            Senior Member
            • Jan 2016
            • 616

            #6
            Originally posted by ZERO25 View Post
            And you have WON what?
            Big deal what he has won or if he even races, that was hilarious.

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            • Barbecueboy
              Senior Member
              • Mar 2013
              • 18116

              #7
              Dude is cool as a mcflurry in July....after that I could care less. Oh yeah, 06 world 100....that happened along the way.
              Where is the move over flag when you need it?????

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              • T-MAC 39 FAN
                Banned
                • Feb 2021
                • 354

                #8
                Originally posted by ZERO25 View Post
                And you have WON what?
                He WON post of the month!

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                • 84wedge
                  Senior Member
                  • Sep 2020
                  • 2094

                  #9
                  Originally posted by T-MAC 39 FAN View Post
                  He WON post of the month!
                  Ya, so there.

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                  • ZERO25
                    Senior Member
                    • Aug 2018
                    • 5240

                    #10
                    Originally posted by 84wedge View Post
                    Ya, so there.
                    The way you disparage him, he musta slept with your wife or your daughter! smh

                    And still has one more globe, than you!

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                    • 84wedge
                      Senior Member
                      • Sep 2020
                      • 2094

                      #11
                      Originally posted by ZERO25 View Post
                      The way you disparage him, he musta slept with your wife or your daughter! smhAnd still has one more globe, than you!
                      They way you defend him he must be sleeping with you!

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                      • ZERO25
                        Senior Member
                        • Aug 2018
                        • 5240

                        #12
                        Originally posted by 84wedge View Post
                        They way you defend him he must be sleeping with you!
                        Where's your globe?

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                        • MadDad Racing
                          Senior Member
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 1284

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ZERO25 View Post
                          The way you disparage him, he musta slept with your wife or your daughter! smh

                          And still has one more globe, than you!
                          In 84wedge dudes difence, to involve his wife or daughter is Fu::ed up Zero25. You a Big A$$hole you are.. Maybe someone bang yer girl tonight for you :0 While holding the Globe.
                          Last edited by MadDad Racing; 03-22-2021, 09:00 PM.

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                          • ZERO25
                            Senior Member
                            • Aug 2018
                            • 5240

                            #14
                            Originally posted by MadDad Racing View Post
                            In 84wedge dudes difence, to involve his wife or daughter is Fu::ed up Zero25. You a Big A$$hole you are.. Maybe someone bang yer girl tonight for you :0 While holding the Globe.
                            Yall cousins?

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                            • MadDad Racing
                              Senior Member
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 1284

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ZERO25 View Post
                              Yall cousins?
                              Far from it. Dont get on here much no more for just this reason. Aint got no time for this Jibber Jabber.. Just no need to insult that far is all.

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