Best / Funniest phrasres you seen on a race car?

[HoosierDirtFan]

Best / funniest phrases you seen on a race car?

Seen one earlier this year.
Guy had a picture of a sewage truck on his car and it said "Turd Burgler. Number 1 in the Number 2 business".

[MotoMatt]

If You Ain't an Outlaw You Ain't (not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)

Was on the fuel cell panel on a modified of a guy who got accused of cherry picking a few wins at different track he hadn't been running, the third week he went back he had that on the panel with a six gun on each side of it...still hangs in the garage this day.

[GA-DIRT]

Back in the day one of Billy Ogles car owners had this on his trucks pulling an open trailer he was a concrete finisher Cheap work is not good Good work is not cheap

[hotshoe65s]

Bowersocks late model has "Your hole is our goal" on the spoiler for a well drilling company

[Mud]

"Affordable Race Cars" Chippewa Falls Wis., had a customer who altered there name to read "Unaffordable Race Cars on the side of his car. He almost got taken to court over that one.

[zach51]

There was a guy that raced around the Arkansas area, and maybe still does running mods and stockers, I'm not sure what the medical condition he had was but he walked with a cane and severe limp.

He had "Gimpin' Ain't Easy" on the back.

[over4T]

Spoiler on our Super Stock reads " Caution, I drive like you do."

[A ron]

"you beat cuz we cheat" on the back of a spoiler

[Krooser]

Hooter Scooter...

[SnakeX3]

Seen on the back of a young female driver's car: Stop cheating Uncle Jerry!

Not sure what that was in reference to, but no matter which way you want to look at it, it made me laugh.

[GEAR_HEAD]

I've always liked the "Vulgar Display of Power" slogan on Feger's car because it's a very fitting Pantera reference.

[superstock79]

Jay Deckard owns a local car dealership and his Superstock used to say "1 owner, LOW miles" on the spoiler.

[dirt33]

There was a guy that raced around the Arkansas area, and maybe still does running mods and stockers, I'm not sure what the medical condition he had was but he walked with a cane and severe limp.

He had "Gimpin' Ain't Easy" on the back.

I think that is "Slider" out of Waco, TX. Ran a sportmod at Heart O Texas some, and then had other guys drive the car. He cruises around the pits/stands in a golf cart type of thing, and always has "Slider" stickers to hand out.

[aflack83]

Guy who ran a bomber in my area for years had "When the green flag drops the bull***t stops" on his car. I always liked that one.

[jog49]

And, of course, the classic I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You!