y'all got any good racer sayings

[hipower17]

racing is a 8 day a week job.

[TackyTracker]

dirt is for racing asphalt is for getting there

[anthonycacace]

Was on the back of a four cylinder I wrenched on,

"If at fast you don't succeed, add a few dollars."

[anthonycacace]

On a late model in WV,

"We temporarily suspend this marriage to bring you, RACIN' SEASON."

[ss12]

On a Camaro's spoiler that a girl was drag racing. "if you can beat it - you can eat it"

[Krooser]

I'll see how you handle this much first before I write you the next. If I see you spend the buck ninety eight wisely... I have no problem with upping the next check to around maybe $2.00.

I'll have my attorney check our contract... might have to sue for dmages with those kind of restrictions...

Look for the letter from my people... Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.

[Mindwalker]

On a Camaro's spoiler that a girl was drag racing. "if you can beat it - you can eat it"

It's a win win situation for her....

[Mindwalker]

I'll have my attorney check our contract... might have to sue for dmages with those kind of restrictions...

Look for the letter from my people... Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.

Until I hear from your people, I'll keep mine on stand by.

Remember one thing.... A good lawyer knows the law, a great one knows the judge! Have a nice day 

[Chris Thomason]

Fast, reliable, or cheap....pick two.

[fastford]

" This is a money making machine right here" after spending 500 to win 300........

[just dust]

" This is a money making machine right here" after spending 500 to win 300........

My drinking team has a racing problem .

[CIRF]

"HE RIDES IT HIGH 'CAUSE HE AIN'T AFRAID TO DIE, FROM TROY, OHIO IT'S JACK HEWITT"!! This is how former PA announcer Terry Baltes introduced ol' Jack "Dew it" Hewitt at Eldora. I especially remember Terry introducing Jack with this phrase during qualifying for the World Hundred. Still the best driver introduction ever! Kenny Wallace still uses this phrase when mentioning Jack during the truck race at Eldora.

[Dirt Phantom]

Like a above post; those old enough to Rembert Banjo Matthews: Speed cost money; how fast do you want to go. This was on a sign in his shop years ago.

[CageFaraday]

Custom Chassis - "Goes in deeper, Comes out harder."

[RW57]

Couldn't drive a sharp stick in quicksand.Turned him like a knob on an (not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)house door.