Mans Best Friend

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  • Milford Motorsports
    Senior Member
    • Jun 2008
    • 285

    #1

    Mans Best Friend

    Found this on another forum,had to post it here!

    A real woman is a man's best friend.
    She will never stand him up and never let him down.
    She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him
    after a bad day.
    She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
    Live without fear and forget regret.
    She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
    His most intimate desires.
    She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
    Handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...
    No wait... Sorry...
    I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that crap.
    Never mind.
  • blackford
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 9063

    #2
    Nothing like good friends!!

    Scott Bloomchrist... The Lord, and Ruler of DIRT!!

    "Hope everybody appreciated that ass kicking"
    -Scott Bloomquist

    Phil

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