First day of work after 10 years

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  • Bubba Smith
    Banned
    • May 2007
    • 5883

    #1

    First day of work after 10 years

    After enjoying about 10 years unemployed and I really did enjoy it me and Bubbette went to work today. Our first day on the job was exciting as could be. We workin in this KFC chicken place. First thing they showed us how to wash are hands and put a net on our heads.

    Then they put us in this back room. And then in bout 5 minutes a truck horn blows outside. Bubbette looks out and she thought the truck driver was flirting with her but here was saying open the door Bubbette an let these chickens in there. Must have about 200 of them and they didn't have any legs or peckers. Funny looking chickens but who am I to say anything on my first day at work.

    Well, me and Bubbette chased legless chickens around that room all day plucking feathers and wiping up chicken poop. We really had a mess. But we finally got those chickens plucked and in the oven (I cooked mine regular while Bubbette cooked hers extra krispy). I still think there was something wrong with them things but no one complained out in the dining room.

    Me and Bubbette stopped and Micky D's to eat super cause I know there chicken nuggets don't come in the back door like these did. I had a hamburger, fries and coke and Bubbette had a shake with fries. She said her stomach jest didn't feel like eating right now.

    I ain't goin in tomorrow. I like my other life of doing nothing but going to the post office collecting my check once a month. And of course posting on 4M.
  • blackford
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2008
    • 9063

    #2
    Believe it or not, there is such a thing as posting on the internet while at work! Who'd a thunk it right???

    ...butt, I can see how you got confused... with the rooster in you hand and all!!!
    Scott Bloomchrist... The Lord, and Ruler of DIRT!!

    "Hope everybody appreciated that ass kicking"
    -Scott Bloomquist

    Phil

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    • Clayton_Wetter
      Banned
      • May 2007
      • 16671

      #3
      Bubbas planting Tulips again. lol

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