2 Coffees In Heaven

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  • ss12
    Senior Member
    • May 2007
    • 3730

    #1

    2 Coffees In Heaven

    Two Coffees in Heaven!

    Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven,
    Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.
    'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.
    'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.'
    Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

    Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
    climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room
    where he meets another bearded man.

    He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'
    'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses;
    Mohammed is higher still.'

    Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy
    he climbs the ladder yet again.

    He discovers a larger room
    where he meets an angelic looking man
    with a beard.
    Full of hope,he asks again,
    'Are you Mohammed?'

    'No, I am Jesus,the Christ;
    you will find Mohammed higher up.'

    Mohammed higher than Jesus!
    Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight
    and climbs and climbs ever higher.

    Once again, he reaches an even larger room
    where he meets this truly magnificent looking man
    with a silver white beard
    and once again repeats his question:

    'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is by now,
    totally out of breath from all his climbing.

    'No, my son, I am Almighty God,
    the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted.
    Would you like to sit and have a cup of coffee?'

    Obama says, 'Yes please!'
    As God looks behind him, he claps his hands
    and yells out: 'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'

    Keep your trust in God;
    your president is an idiot.
    Haters don't really hate you, in fact they hate themselves because you are a reflection of what they wish to be.
  • LITE-INN
    Banned
    • Feb 2008
    • 12473

    #2
    so where does Biden fit in lmao

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    • Clayton_Wetter
      Banned
      • May 2007
      • 16671

      #3
      At the Straight Jacket Hotel, that's where!!!

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      • LITE-INN
        Banned
        • Feb 2008
        • 12473

        #4
        they wouldn't let him in he's to f'n crazy

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        • mudeater18
          Senior Member
          • Sep 2009
          • 1599

          #5
          Originally posted by ss12 View Post
          Keep your trust in God;
          your president is an idiot.
          Quote of the year so far.

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          • AugustinaAlley
            Junior Member
            • Oct 2013
            • 11

            #6
            That is indeed pretty funny. About that president one. Funny huh..
            Musicians Friend Coupon Code

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            • LITE-INN
              Banned
              • Feb 2008
              • 12473

              #7
              if you want to watch something funny do a search on mrs browns boys not safe for work

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