Fantasy league twister girl( and family) 2014

[Barbecueboy]

Then we can celebrate and throw a big party instead!!!

The party would be epic!!!! .........No, wait.......it would be a "CLASSIC"

[Clayton_Wetter]

Major points should be awarded to anyone attending a race and spotting DirtClassic aka Cranktwister at the event. With bonus points to anyone who is able to throw him under the water truck!

[CrankTwister1]

Major points should be awarded to anyone attending a race and spotting DirtClassic aka Cranktwister at the event. With bonus points to anyone who is able to throw him under the water truck!

What for Clayton? Why are you being so mean? All I do is keep you boys company while getting a lot of hits for 4 m. Without me you poor boys would be downright bored. Thankfully, you said to throw me under a water track, and according to you, all the tracks you go to doesn't have one. I guess I am safe for now. Thank You Clayton.

[Highside Hustler25]

Fantasy League

Was curious if editing was allowed or not?

Also, what are your picks and are you eligible to win?

Just a couple questions that need to be addressed before I submit my picks.

Thanks for putting this together.

[Barbecueboy]

Was curious if editing was allowed or not?

Also, what are your picks and are you eligible to win?

Just a couple questions that need to be addressed before I submit my picks.

Thanks for putting this together.

The only editing options would be..........if all press boxes were mandated to have steel re enforced doors,if cranky were to somehow end up with a chronic case of writers cramp or ten broken fingers where he couldn't type,or if his mind demons took over his brain completely and he had no access to the internet in the asylum.

If any of those were to occur during the season , then yes editing would be allowed in certain categories.

This is not an easy league.......based on his history , the numerical equations could be astronomical.........my suggestion would be to take a look at his recent 3 month history per category, extrapolate it it out into a 12 month running total and then factor in any variables ,educated guesses or hunches that you may have and submit a grand total number.

I am not eligible to win the " DOOR PRIZE", but anyone that does !I would encourage you to donate it to a track in Canada that is having trouble keeping theirs on the hinges.

For the record, and only if I could be eligible........my guess for a total would be 6,347.

The current total as of 3/4/2014 is ............468 total classic points.....but we are still early in the season.

[Barbecueboy]

Update. Update. Update

The only editing options would be..........if all press boxes were mandated to have steel re enforced doors,if cranky were to somehow end up with a chronic case of writers cramp or ten broken fingers where he couldn't type,or if his mind demons took over his brain completely and he had no access to the internet in the asylum.

If any of those were to occur during the season , then yes editing would be allowed in certain categories.

This is not an easy league.......based on his history , the numerical equations could be astronomical.........my suggestion would be to take a look at his recent 3 month history per category, extrapolate it it out into a 12 month running total and then factor in any variables ,educated guesses or hunches that you may have and submit a grand total number.

I am not eligible to win the " DOOR PRIZE", but anyone that does !I would encourage you to donate it to a track in Canada that is having trouble keeping theirs on the hinges.

For the record, and only if I could be eligible........my guess for a total would be 6,347.

The current total as of 3/4/2014 is ............468 total classic points.....but we are still early in the season.

CLUB TWISTER JUST SCORED A TRIFECTA OVER IN THE MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT THREAD.......CLAIMED SHE WAS QUITTING AGAIN......ACTUALLY SPELLED THE WORD TRUE AND APPEARED TO KNOW WHAT IT MEANT( a big bonus) AND SHARED THREE OF HER RED PEARLS TO SOME MEMBERS UNDER THREE DIFFERENT SCREE NAMES.

NEW CLASSIC TOTAL FANTASY LEAGUE POINTS ARE NOW AT 539...........thanks for playing along twister, you sure do make it entertaining for us all.

[Barbecueboy]

Update!!!!!update!!!!!update!!!!

Due to the high volume of calculations needed to keep up with twister girls ever changing point total, we have discovered that there was a slight error made in this mornings updated total after her predictable TRIFECTA and bonus points awarded on her most recent qualifying statements.

The new point total as of 3/05/14 6:00 pm is 668.

[Clayton_Wetter]

Was curious if editing was allowed or not?

Also, what are your picks and are you eligible to win?

Just a couple questions that need to be addressed before I submit my picks.

Thanks for putting this together.

I think you hit the wrong FANTASY thread!!!!

[Barbecueboy]

Update. Update update!!!!!

This is a very simple process.....points are based on how accurate your predictions are in each category.

Category 1. How many times will he threaten to not respond,quit 4 m,or put someone on ignore but not actually do it.

Category 2.How many new names will he post under this year?

Category 3.( and this number could be huge)How many fabricated stories or outright lies will he tell on 4 m and be called out on?

Category 4.What is the number of doorways,walls and or other structures will he break down or into because of his childish temper??

Category5. How many 4 m members will call for him to leave the site?( another possible huge number)

Category 6. How many times will he copy, plagiarize ,or just outright steal another members writing style?

That's it, cast your votes with applicable numbers and we will tally the results at the end of each month and will provide a grand total at the end of the year.......you can publicly post them on this thread, or PM them to me.

The winner will be determined by who can get guess closest to the actual total number of points accumulated .

Have fun with this!!

NEW POINT TOTAL AS OF3/6/14. 3:00pm. 772 total qualifying points.

Thanks to all the members that are PM ing me with infractions and qualifying statements that she is making , not only on 4 m , but other sites she visits and violates.

Clayton, I really don't think your million point guess is unattainable for her to reach by years end.

THANKS FOR PLAYING TWISTER GIRL.........YOU SURE DO MAKE IT EASY!!!

[blackford]

I have never seen another human being continue on in the midst of a tragedy as this scum bag has done today!! Right in the middle of one of the worst things that can happen (a family losing their child) he will defend himself of what is very obvious and call me pathetic??? I certainly am no angel, but who can continue in a thread so deeply disturbing as the Bobo story, and not be seriously disturbed??? Can somebody please answer that? Twister isn't the only one either... ole Litey has reached an all time low and should be coincided independently one of the most pathetic ass clowns ever to call himself a human!!!!!!!

[CrankTwister1]

I have never seen another human being continue on in the midst of a tragedy as this scum bag has done today!! Right in the middle of one of the worst things that can happen (a family losing their child) he will defend himself of what is very obvious and call me pathetic??? I certainly am no angel, but who can continue in a thread so deeply disturbing as the Bobo story, and not be seriously disturbed??? Can somebody please answer that? Twister isn't the only one either... ole Litey has reached an all time low and should be coincided independently one of the most pathetic ass clowns ever to call himself a human!!!!!!!

You are a total loser Blackford? Members can read for themselves and see that you are a total moron who started trolling me for nothing. You have been a real a$$ on 4 m before, but nothing to this extent. In the Holly Bobo R.I.P. Thread, really Blackford?You seriously need to get your head checked. If you do not leave 4 m pretty soon on your own, I will have to agree with smooth32 that you will be 1 of two people left on 4 m because of your trolling. Don't forget to turn out the 4 m lights Blackford

[dirtMAN007]

you are a total loser blackford? Members can read for themselves and see that you are a total moron who started trolling me for nothing. You have been a real a$$ on 4 m before, but nothing to this extent. In the holly bobo r.i.p. Thread, really blackford?you seriously need to get your head checked. If you do not leave 4 m pretty soon on your own, i will have to agree with smooth32 that you will be 1 of two people left on 4 m because of your trolling. Don't forget to turn out the 4 m lights blackford

how long has she been clinging to that one statement by smooth32 ? Points need to be added for that also !!!!!!!!! I say 1 million pts by july !!!!!!!!!

[blackford]

You are a total loser Blackford? Members can read for themselves and see that you are a total moron who started trolling me for nothing. You have been a real a$$ on 4 m before, but nothing to this extent. In the Holly Bobo R.I.P. Thread, really Blackford?You seriously need to get your head checked. If you do not leave 4 m pretty soon on your own, I will have to agree with smooth32 that you will be 1 of two people left on 4 m because of your trolling. Don't forget to turn out the 4 m lights Blackford

You are toast!! You can't twist your way out of this, mark my word... you will see an entourage of people on here come at you with nothing but hate!! Watch and see.

[Clayton_Wetter]

Folks, grab your pitch forks and torches!!! Let's storm the Castle!!!

[Barbecueboy]

You are a total loser Blackford? Members can read for themselves and see that you are a total moron who started trolling me for nothing. You have been a real a$$ on 4 m before, but nothing to this extent. In the Holly Bobo R.I.P. Thread, really Blackford?You seriously need to get your head checked. If you do not leave 4 m pretty soon on your own, I will have to agree with smooth32 that you will be 1 of two people left on 4 m because of your trolling. Don't forget to turn out the 4 m lights Blackford

For anyone that's counting, SHEEEEEEES BAAAAACK..........less than a day after she said she would leave again.

DOUBLE BONUS POINTS FOR THAT...........I CAN SEE WHY EVEN YOUR OWN MIND FAMILY DOESNT TRUST YOU.