Chuckle of the day........

[Barbecueboy]

What do you call a lesbian with more than one girlfriend????











A BUSH HOG!!!!

[blackford]

Lickalotapoozy!!!

[plunks7]

We have a lot of them here where I live. But I am old school. We call them Fur Traders.

[dirtMAN007]

Fuzz bumpers or carpet crunchers here !!!!!!

[dirtMAN007]

Did you hear lorena bobbit was killed in a car accident ?












Some d!ck cut her off !!!!!!!!!!

[Barbecueboy]

Today's chuckle is actually a real life story.........

Some buffoon went over in another racing thread on this site and actually tried to convince real racers that rick eckert ran the lucas tour and was second in points to jimmy Owens........and he really believes it!!!!!

That made me laugh this morning..........funny stuff.

[Barbecueboy]

Was there a airplane model glue truck that wrecked in your neighborhood this morning baron?????


You seem a bit disoriented today.

[Checker`Out]

The REAL barbecuer

When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events is put into motion:

1. The woman buys the food.

2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing her.

[Barbecueboy]

When a man volunteers to do the barbecue, the following chain of events is put into motion:

1. The woman buys the food.

2. The woman makes a salad, prepares vegetables, and makes dessert.

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10. Everyone PRAISES THE MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing her.

That's a good story.........tell it again.

I must remind you though............Barbecue is a noun and is something that you eat, not a verb and something you do!!!!!

I believe what your story is referring too is actually known as grilling , and that never happens when you make barbecue........grilling is done over direct heat, cooking BBQ is not.

Of course where your from, things seem to always be a little helter skelter and uncertain.

You know???? The whole, he's my uncle, no he's my nephew, my wife is a psychic, well not really,I'm an MMA fighter, well I really ride a stationary bike for excercise........and all of that stuff.

I could see where you would be confused...........cute story though.


Looking forward to see if scrub can gain any points on jimmy this weekend, aren't you???

[Checker`Out]

Barbecueboy Getting DOWN......

[Barbecueboy]

That's not me......that's my nephew, oh wait, I meant my uncle..........awe shoot , maybe it's my cousin!!!!

That song sound familiar?????

[Checker`Out]

That's not me......that's my nephew, oh wait, I meant my uncle..........awe shoot , maybe it's my cousin!!!!

That song sound familiar?????

You didn't have to tell me that the rest of your family are fat too. To much information barbecueboy.

[Barbecueboy]

You didn't have to tell me that the rest of your family are fat too. To much information barbecueboy.

There not fat.........but as opposed to the fairy tails that you have been caught up in about your made up family, THEY ARE INDEED REAL.

Glad I could provide you with that tidbit of information.

Why so red, you look as if your blushing???

And have a great day getting " GRILLED"!!!

[race21j]

That's a good story.........tell it again. I must remind you though............Barbecue is a noun and is something that you eat, not a verb and something you do!!!!! I believe what your story is referring too is actually known as grilling , and that never happens when you make barbecue........grilling is done over direct heat, cooking BBQ is not. Of course where your from, things seem to always be a little helter skelter and uncertain. You know???? The whole, he's my uncle, no he's my nephew, my wife is a psychic, well not really,I'm an MMA fighter, well I really ride a stationary bike for excercise........and all of that stuff. I could see where you would be confused...........cute story though. Looking forward to see if scrub can gain any points on jimmy this weekend, aren't you???

You forgot that they are also a MMA fighter/ninja.

[mudslinger47]

" Dear Lord: The last year has been very tough.
You have taken my favorite actor - James Garner;
my favorite actress - Lauren Bacall;
my favorite Comedian - Robin Williams,
and finally, my favorite author -Tom Clancy.
I just wanted you to ...know that my favorite politicians are -
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Hillary Clinton.


Amen"