Top Ten Reasons The #14 Sucks This Year

[PennDirt]

10. NASCAR won't approve tilt steering wheel for gut clearance.



9. Busy using the trademark nickname 'Smoke' to be a franchise medical marijuana dispensary.



8. 2015 NASCAR season is rigged for Jeff Gordon to win the championship.



7. Stressed out over Go Daddy.com being replaced by So Badly.com.

[PennDirt]

6. Still counting all the money from last year's Dream, The King's Royal and The World 100.



5. Embracing his inner-hippie and spending days off doing the "I’d Like to Buy the World a Coke" tour.



4. Harvick's swimmingly good looks has the entire garage distracted.



3. Too busy negotiating a 12-year, 7.1 BILLION dollar contract with ESPN to air the World 100.

[PennDirt]

2. Decided to quit embarrassing Danica and finish within the same range of poor finishes.



1. Relentlessly Power Googling "Ward Family Settlement Leaked".

[25drtrkr]

Did anyone notice the dust-up between Smoke and Little Ricky at Charlotte? Makes one wonder if theres any more to the story!

[TackyTracker]

I think Tony should have taken a year off of racing but maybe he's better off getting back at it than to clear his head from what happened... Sure doesn't seem like it