A conversation in a restroom stall.

[Clayton_Wetter]

I was barely sitting down, when I heard a voice from the next stall saying: 'Hi, How are you?' Now I'm not the type to get into a restroom conversation, so I don't know what made me answer, but I did, somewhat embarrassed, say, 'Doing just fine.' And the other person says: 'What are you up too?' What the heck kind of question is that? At this point I'm thinking this is just too bizarre! But I say: 'Uhhh. Just taking care of business.' Now I'm just trying to get out of there as fast as I can, when I hear another question: 'Can I come over?' Wow! This is getting way to weird for me! To politely end the conversation I say: 'No...I'm a little busy right now!!!' Then I hear the person nervously say: 'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's some idiot in the next stall who keeps answering all my questions!'
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Every day is Saturday...

[wallcrusher]

here come the Bubba puns

[osborne5]

now thats some funny sh!t right there!!!