In an attempt to lighten the mood I thought I'd tell a racial joke...lol...here it goes...this white guy with a parrot on his shoulder is touring Africa and stops in to a local pub for a brew...he is the only white guy in there...the bartender looks at the guy and then looks at his parrot and says..."hey that's pretty cool where did you get it?".....the parrot says "oh America"....have a good day
Can't we all just get along??
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These rednecks on here have a hard enough time trying to read posts that don't say Bloomquist, Davenport, or Pierce. They are really gonna have to slow down and sound this one out. I hope your attempt at peace works. We both know as soon as the next person says JD isn't the greatest its WW3
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What.....he aint.......OMG...Alert the media (or just the Bloomer haters)! lolOriginally posted by Centeroff View PostThese rednecks on here have a hard enough time trying to read posts that don't say Bloomquist, Davenport, or Pierce. They are really gonna have to slow down and sound this one out. I hope your attempt at peace works. We both know as soon as the next person says JD isn't the greatest its WW3Turn LEFT, Vote RIGHT!
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Same bar, a Pirate comes in with a peg leg, hook for a hand and a patch on one eye and orders a grog. Bartender says, I don't mean to pry, but how did you lose your leg? Pirate says, Had to walk the plank once and a shark bit it off. Bartender then asks abot the hook. Pirate says it was a sword fight close to Bahamas and some bloke cut me hand right off. Bartender says sorry to hear that and I only have one question left. How did you lose that eye? Pirate says, it was a Sea Gull flying over and he poops right in my eye. Bartender says Sea Gull poop doesn't lose an eye. Pirate says, It do when you have a hook on your hand.
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I started laughing about half way throughOriginally posted by Bubstr View PostSame bar, a Pirate comes in with a peg leg, hook for a hand and a patch on one eye and orders a grog. Bartender says, I don't mean to pry, but how did you lose your leg? Pirate says, Had to walk the plank once and a shark bit it off. Bartender then asks abot the hook. Pirate says it was a sword fight close to Bahamas and some bloke cut me hand right off. Bartender says sorry to hear that and I only have one question left. How did you lose that eye? Pirate says, it was a Sea Gull flying over and he poops right in my eye. Bartender says Sea Gull poop doesn't lose an eye. Pirate says, It do when you have a hook on your hand.
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To the untrained 4m eye.,: they see a post without the words Bloomer, JD, Pierce, Cheater as such ^~>!*~!\. Throw the magic words in there and they magically have a masters degree from Harvard and disect the post and the poster as if it was an evidence log on OJ Simpson that landed on Johnny Cochrans desk at 7:30am. I'd swear Nancy Grace post under the name Sliding Sideways lmao
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I had you pegged as a inept troll, but taking Liteys meds is stooping low, but the sentence structure matches. What did he just say?Originally posted by Centeroff View PostTo the untrained 4m eye.,: they see a post without the words Bloomer, JD, Pierce, Cheater as such ^~>!*~!\. Throw the magic words in there and they magically have a masters degree from Harvard and disect the post and the poster as if it was an evidence log on OJ Simpson that landed on Johnny Cochrans desk at 7:30am. I'd swear Nancy Grace post under the name Sliding Sideways lmao
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Centeroff reminded me of one more joke tonight. Big spender comes into the bar and says a round on me and even get a drink for the douche bag at the end of the bar. The bartender says, that's pretty disrespectful, I'm not even going to do that. Big spender says, I know a douche bag when I see one. Ask the douche bag what he's drinking. The bartender finally gives in and asks him what he is drinking. Douche bag says, I believe I'll have a vinegar and water.
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