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  • pierceFAN
    Senior Member
    • May 2007
    • 4587

    #1

    Can't we all just get along??

    In an attempt to lighten the mood I thought I'd tell a racial joke...lol...here it goes...this white guy with a parrot on his shoulder is touring Africa and stops in to a local pub for a brew...he is the only white guy in there...the bartender looks at the guy and then looks at his parrot and says..."hey that's pretty cool where did you get it?".....the parrot says "oh America"....have a good day
  • Centeroff
    Senior Member
    • Jul 2016
    • 1896

    #2
    These rednecks on here have a hard enough time trying to read posts that don't say Bloomquist, Davenport, or Pierce. They are really gonna have to slow down and sound this one out. I hope your attempt at peace works. We both know as soon as the next person says JD isn't the greatest its WW3

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    • pierceFAN
      Senior Member
      • May 2007
      • 4587

      #3
      It was a funny joke tho right?

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      • Centeroff
        Senior Member
        • Jul 2016
        • 1896

        #4
        I heard that one one two many times to even pretend to smile lol

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        • a25rjr
          Senior Member
          • Feb 2016
          • 3774

          #5
          Originally posted by Centeroff View Post
          These rednecks on here have a hard enough time trying to read posts that don't say Bloomquist, Davenport, or Pierce. They are really gonna have to slow down and sound this one out. I hope your attempt at peace works. We both know as soon as the next person says JD isn't the greatest its WW3
          What.....he aint.......OMG...Alert the media (or just the Bloomer haters)! lol
          Turn LEFT, Vote RIGHT!

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          • pierceFAN
            Senior Member
            • May 2007
            • 4587

            #6
            Originally posted by Centeroff View Post
            I heard that one one two many times to even pretend to smile lol
            Of course you did...silly me 😊

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            • rickybrown1952
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2014
              • 1448

              #7
              Pierce wins at Lincoln tonight
              I am what I am

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              • pierceFAN
                Senior Member
                • May 2007
                • 4587

                #8
                Originally posted by rickybrown1952 View Post
                Pierce wins at Lincoln tonight
                He has been so fast this year he could easily have a couple more big wins....lots of big races coming up...one thing for sure he will make it exciting

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                • Bubstr
                  Senior Member
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 3734

                  #9
                  Same bar, a Pirate comes in with a peg leg, hook for a hand and a patch on one eye and orders a grog. Bartender says, I don't mean to pry, but how did you lose your leg? Pirate says, Had to walk the plank once and a shark bit it off. Bartender then asks abot the hook. Pirate says it was a sword fight close to Bahamas and some bloke cut me hand right off. Bartender says sorry to hear that and I only have one question left. How did you lose that eye? Pirate says, it was a Sea Gull flying over and he poops right in my eye. Bartender says Sea Gull poop doesn't lose an eye. Pirate says, It do when you have a hook on your hand.

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                  • old fan
                    Banned
                    • Jan 2016
                    • 4191

                    #10
                    I like that one bubster

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                    • pierceFAN
                      Senior Member
                      • May 2007
                      • 4587

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bubstr View Post
                      Same bar, a Pirate comes in with a peg leg, hook for a hand and a patch on one eye and orders a grog. Bartender says, I don't mean to pry, but how did you lose your leg? Pirate says, Had to walk the plank once and a shark bit it off. Bartender then asks abot the hook. Pirate says it was a sword fight close to Bahamas and some bloke cut me hand right off. Bartender says sorry to hear that and I only have one question left. How did you lose that eye? Pirate says, it was a Sea Gull flying over and he poops right in my eye. Bartender says Sea Gull poop doesn't lose an eye. Pirate says, It do when you have a hook on your hand.
                      I started laughing about half way through

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                      • Centeroff
                        Senior Member
                        • Jul 2016
                        • 1896

                        #12
                        To the untrained 4m eye.,: they see a post without the words Bloomer, JD, Pierce, Cheater as such ^~>!*~!\. Throw the magic words in there and they magically have a masters degree from Harvard and disect the post and the poster as if it was an evidence log on OJ Simpson that landed on Johnny Cochrans desk at 7:30am. I'd swear Nancy Grace post under the name Sliding Sideways lmao

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                        • old fan
                          Banned
                          • Jan 2016
                          • 4191

                          #13

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                          • Bubstr
                            Senior Member
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 3734

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Centeroff View Post
                            To the untrained 4m eye.,: they see a post without the words Bloomer, JD, Pierce, Cheater as such ^~>!*~!\. Throw the magic words in there and they magically have a masters degree from Harvard and disect the post and the poster as if it was an evidence log on OJ Simpson that landed on Johnny Cochrans desk at 7:30am. I'd swear Nancy Grace post under the name Sliding Sideways lmao
                            I had you pegged as a inept troll, but taking Liteys meds is stooping low, but the sentence structure matches. What did he just say?

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                            • Bubstr
                              Senior Member
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 3734

                              #15
                              Centeroff reminded me of one more joke tonight. Big spender comes into the bar and says a round on me and even get a drink for the douche bag at the end of the bar. The bartender says, that's pretty disrespectful, I'm not even going to do that. Big spender says, I know a douche bag when I see one. Ask the douche bag what he's drinking. The bartender finally gives in and asks him what he is drinking. Douche bag says, I believe I'll have a vinegar and water.

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