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  • stockcar5
    Senior Member
    • May 2007
    • 1289

    #91
    Originally posted by TeamGRT12x View Post
    50j,

    I would gladly take you up on your offer of 3 free dyno pulls, but let me warn you that with all of the new technology in the "hopper" it's going to be more than your little "dyno" can handle. I've been working on a super synthetic parabolic based fuel lubricant based from oak tree leaves. For you "know it alls" out there, the oak leaf provides more TPSI inertia power than ash, maple or such, DUH! The initial runs on my dyno mule show a growth rate of 400% over the fuel without the SSPB additive. Lucky for you, I have over 48721092028 customers on 4m buying this additive already, but in order to get some for yourself, it's going to be a while as I am backed up 50 weeks.
    i call bull$h1t on this one!! If you had used a weeping willow i'd believe it.

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    • TeamGRT12x
      Senior Member
      • Jun 2007
      • 911

      #92
      Originally posted by stockcar5 View Post
      i call bull$h1t on this one!! If you had used a weeping willow i'd believe it.
      Since you don't understand what I am saying, I will say it again to you "Minnesota know it alls"

      Weeping willow does not have the targeted burn rate that the oak leaf does! Of my 492345320 customers, all of them have reported major gains in speed! Don't believe me, ask my buddy Brad Pitt. We were off vacationing about 20 years ago and I developed the initial formula for this blend. We put it in his speed boat, and as fast as we went, I fell out and was walking on water, you know, like that guy Jesus, my other friend.
      Last edited by TeamGRT12x; 12-04-2012, 03:26 PM.
      Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.

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      • nissanguy
        Junior Member
        • Mar 2011
        • 25

        #93
        Originally posted by TeamGRT12x View Post
        50j,

        I would gladly take you up on your offer of 3 free dyno pulls, but let me warn you that with all of the new technology in the "hopper" it's going to be more than your little "dyno" can handle. I've been working on a super synthetic parabolic based fuel lubricant based from oak tree leaves. For you "know it alls" out there, the oak leaf provides more TPSI inertia power than ash, maple or such, DUH! The initial runs on my dyno mule show a growth rate of 400% over the fuel without the SSPB additive. Lucky for you, I have over 48721092028 customers on 4m buying this additive already, but in order to get some for yourself, it's going to be a while as I am backed up 50 weeks.
        I'm actually using GRT12's new parobolic fuel lubricant in my Cosworth Vega powered Super Late Model. It produces 670HP in this engine @13,500RPM with two Paxton superchargers and a turbocharger from a V8-71 Detroit Diesel. The poor thing wouldn't produce more than 130HP @13,500RPM without this stuff. Sorry you guys can't get any - it's on backorder till November 27th 2023, and I bought the last 642 gallons of it for my own personal use. I 'll tell you all this much - It's AWESOME, and my Grandmother wants to use it as a laxative for Grampa because he eats lots of cheese and occasionally becomes verklempt...
        Last edited by nissanguy; 12-04-2012, 08:58 PM.

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        • TeamGRT12x
          Senior Member
          • Jun 2007
          • 911

          #94
          Originally posted by nissanguy View Post
          I'm actually using GRT12's new parobolic fuel lubricant in my Cosworth Vega powered Super Late Model. It produces 670HP in this engine @13,500RPM with two Paxton superchargers and a turbocharger from a V8-71 Detroit Diesel. The poor thing wouldn't produce more than 130HP @13,500RPM without this stuff. Sorry you guys can't get any - it's on backorder till November 27th 2023, and I bought the last 642 gallons of it for my own personal use. I 'll tell you all this much - It's AWESOME, and my Grandmother wants to use it as a laxative for Grampa because he eats lots of cheese and occasionally becomes verklempt...
          I have your new tree branches ready for you to pick up. My buddy Michael Schumacher said they really worked well in his grove.

          If Grandpa does start drinking this for a laxative, be sure to add an additional 2 oz of mineral spirits (you know, the stuff I invented) to every 8 oz glass. It will help dissolve the internal blockage at a much faster evap rate, for you brainiacs that means his crap will get softer much quicker!
          Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.

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          • nissanguy
            Junior Member
            • Mar 2011
            • 25

            #95
            Originally posted by TeamGRT12x View Post
            I have your new tree branches ready for you to pick up. My buddy Michael Schumacher said they really worked well in his grove.

            If Grandpa does start drinking this for a laxative, be sure to add an additional 2 oz of mineral spirits (you know, the stuff I invented) to every 8 oz glass. It will help dissolve the internal blockage at a much faster evap rate, for you brainiacs that means his crap will get softer much quicker!

            Ohhhhhh.......Oh (not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)(not a nice word)!! I misread the mixture rate!! I mixed it at 8oz of mineral oil to 2oz of the parabolic fuel additive!! Gramps can't get his specially treated heart valves to open now when his pacemaker kicks.....

            Granny.....CALL DYNOMAN!! QUICK!!

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            • TeamGRT12x
              Senior Member
              • Jun 2007
              • 911

              #96
              Super Mark is at it again! He's throwing out bad reputations left and right. Watch out, I'm sure he invented the computer too!!!



              Get em' Mark!
              Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.

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              • Egoracing
                Senior Member
                • May 2007
                • 4852

                #97
                Originally posted by Egoracing View Post
                Here are a few of the issues with this:
                #1. No such thing as a "Canadian Head" that is legal for a crate engine.
                #2. Fastraks contract with the builders specifically forbids the use of "Blueprinting" anything in the engine. Anyone sealing his engines with "Blueprinted Cam and Lifters" is in violation of there contract with Fastrak as long as the seals are in place and not tampered with it is not against the driver but the builder.
                Someone gave me bad rep on this post and asked me to prove what I said was correct. Please let me know who this is and I will be glad to "prove it".

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                • TeamGRT12x
                  Senior Member
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 911

                  #98
                  No doubt it's "Magic" Mark leaving the negative feedback. Or possibly one of his super computers working together. Although, he created a program to make him tons of money daily... he can't make a simple website. I was building websites in 1999 on pure HTML that looked better than what his "buddy" made him.
                  Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.

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                  • Egoracing
                    Senior Member
                    • May 2007
                    • 4852

                    #99
                    This is WAY to funny, Rather than being a grown adult about it they gave be bad rep again for calling them out. I think I am going to try to set a record for the worst rep, SO on that note, Why doesn't who ever is calling me out anonymously man up and post who you are? Or continue acting like a fetus and negative rep this post also!

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                    • dirty white boy
                      Senior Member
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 1238

                      #100
                      Originally posted by Egoracing View Post
                      This is WAY to funny, Rather than being a grown adult about it they gave be bad rep again for calling them out. I think I am going to try to set a record for the worst rep, SO on that note, Why doesn't who ever is calling me out anonymously man up and post who you are? Or continue acting like a fetus and negative rep this post also!
                      its gotta be dynodummy,..he bad reping me too when i chime in....
                      white trash motorsports

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                      • Egoracing
                        Senior Member
                        • May 2007
                        • 4852

                        #101
                        Originally posted by dirty white boy View Post
                        its gotta be dynodummy,..he bad reping me too when i chime in....
                        He did it again on the post above. I would like to know how he is hitting the same people over and over unless he has several names that he is using because they limit the rep you can give one person. That kind of makes you REALLY wonder about the "New Members" that cone to Dyno's aid on here and say that they are running his stuff.

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                        • TeamGRT12x
                          Senior Member
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 911

                          #102
                          Originally posted by Egoracing View Post
                          He did it again on the post above. I would like to know how he is hitting the same people over and over unless he has several names that he is using because they limit the rep you can give one person. That kind of makes you REALLY wonder about the "New Members" that cone to Dyno's aid on here and say that they are running his stuff.
                          Yeah, he's spamming the site. He can spam but can't build a website.
                          Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.

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                          • racer69
                            Senior Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 249

                            #103
                            -Just wanted to chime in for my own red dot! Ya know I give everyone the benefit of a doubt. I have pulled in numbers I wouldn't believe. But this thread opened my eyes! hahahaha. "Magic" is living in a dream world. Claims in this thread alone are unreal. Ok give me the red dot!

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                            • stockcar5
                              Senior Member
                              • May 2007
                              • 1289

                              #104
                              I hit ya up with some mad props racer69!

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                              • dirty white boy
                                Senior Member
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 1238

                                #105
                                Originally posted by Egoracing View Post
                                He did it again on the post above. I would like to know how he is hitting the same people over and over unless he has several names that he is using because they limit the rep you can give one person. That kind of makes you REALLY wonder about the "New Members" that cone to Dyno's aid on here and say that they are running his stuff.
                                i belive dyno got lotta profiles on here an has for years,..not all his are new!
                                white trash motorsports

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